Oh my goodness. Could I destroy every blackberry in existence? They just totally eat up real socialization. I've seen people on TV who are at awards shows or doing a talk show and are ON THEIR FREAKIN BLACKBERRIES. Seriously, it is not a vital organ, it's a glorified cell phone. People did perfectly well before they existed. You don't need to check ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: I'm just playing up the cynical. I do not feel fat, like, ever (anymore). Long story short this is me being a drama queen. Just don't take it as the fricken gospel truth.

Honestly, who came up with them? I mean, you stand there in some fricken cold water on a day thats 20 degrees in a bathing suit that makes you feel like a whale. Then ( Read more... )