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I Saw Kanda Kissing Santa Claus
Madison woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one enchanting box that looked like a blanket.
Then Madison noticed that Kanda was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Madison thought that she would surprise Kanda. Maybe even sneak up behind him and caress him on his groovy wrist. That always made Kanda burly.
Madison crept insanely down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its makeshift lights, and the presents, heaped up kindheartedly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Kanda. Kissing someone.
Madison was so angry, she picked up a Banana from a table and threw it logicly on[to] the bathroom floor.
They both looked around.
"Kanda, you fabulous kitty!" Madison yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Madison looked and then rubbed her finger and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Kanda said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a befitting kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Madison said indulgently. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be quick."
That seemed reasonable. Madison went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like when you accidently drink body glitter when you are drunk only to throw up the same glitter hours later to the amazement of your friends. He made Madison's leg feel all satisfying.
"You see?" Kanda said immaturely and Madison saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.