PROM NIGHT EXTRAVAGANZA TWO-THOUSAND-FOUR!!!
HEY GUYS ITS BEEN A WHILE, IVE BEEN ASLEEP. I WENT TO THE HARMONY SHOW ON THE 30TH WHICH WAS GOOD EXCEPT SAM BITCHES THAT HIS BAND SUCKED.HES SUCH A CRYBABY SOMETIMES LIKE WHEN I STEAL THE GIRLS FROM HIM HE JUST SORT OF HUNCHES OVER AND SOBS. THE HARMONY CLUB WAS NICE...A LITTLE TOO NICE IF YOU ASK ME. THEY PROBABLY ABDUCT LIKE 3 PEOPLE DURING THE SHOW AND FUCKING EAT THEM. THAT WOULD BE NUTS. I FED THE HOMELESS ON SATURDAY, WHICH IS AN ENRICHING EXPERIENCE AND YOU REALLY SHOULD DO IT. THE FOOD IS PRETTY GOOD TOO BUT I DONT THINK I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY. ON SUNDAY I WENT TO CHURCH AND THERE IS SO MANY GIRLS IN YOUTH GROUP-ILL HAVE NO PROBLEM GETTING MY GUY PALS TO GO TO CHURCH NOW. GUESS WHAT GUYS? THE CORNERSTONE SHOW IS FRIDAY, AND I CANT GO;I HATE THOSE BANDS ANYWAY EXCEPT FOR ALL ABSENCE, THEYRE NICE GUYS HUH. ITS LIKE 70 BUCKS ANYWAY I HEARD. VERY STEEP PRICES. IM ALSO GETTING A JOB AT...TGI FRIDAYS OR OUTBACK. SO COME SEE ME, AND TIP LIKE 20 BUCKS, SERIOUSLY OR I WILL SPIT IN YOUR FOOD. AND SAM KNOWS WHERE MY MOUTH HAS BEEN. WHEN I THINK OF WHERE MY MOUTH HAS BEEN, I GET A LITTLE HARDER.
:)-|-<8=====================================> <- ME RECLINING, WEINER POINTING EAST
THIS SATURDAY IS PROM. IM DRIVING TO PROM. WITHOUT INSURANCE I CANT HAVE MY LICENSE. WITHOUT A JOB I CANT HAVE INSURANCE. MAN, I HAVE TO GET A JOB, GET INSURANCE, STUDY THE DRIVERS BOOK, AND PRACTICE DRIVING BY FRIDAY. I GUESS THATS WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE COOLEST DROOG IN THE HOOD.
PROM DUDES...I MIGHT BE STAYING AT THE INDIGO RESORT...LET ME KNOW WHERE YOUR STAYING IN THE COMMENTS, REALLY I WILL DRIVE TO SEE YOU IF I COMPLETE THE ABOVE TASKS. AND IF YOU KNOW OF ANY OTHER PARTIES LET ME KNOW BECAUSE THE ONE IM GOING TO, THEY HAVE SPENT $360 ON LIQUOR AND THATS NOT MY SCENE AS YOU FELLOWS KNOW.
I GOT BLACK ON PLATINUM FOR MY TUX. WHAT KIND OF DRESS ARE THE HOT GIRLS WEARING? TURQUOISE. MAN...IM SAD GUYS. SCHOOLS ALMOST OVER, AND I GET THAT SENTIMENTAL FEELING. I LOVE MY PALS. EXCEPT SERGIO. THAT KID IS BAD NEWS.
FOR A CAR, SHOULD I GET A CAMARO OR A FIREBIRD? WHAT DOES CAMARO MEAN? IT PROBABLY MEANS "A DRUMMER DRIVES THIS CAR". SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THE FACTS GUYS.
THATS ALL FOR NOW. THAT WAS LONG.
:)-|-<8=====================================> <- ME RECLINING, WEINER POINTING EAST
THIS SATURDAY IS PROM. IM DRIVING TO PROM. WITHOUT INSURANCE I CANT HAVE MY LICENSE. WITHOUT A JOB I CANT HAVE INSURANCE. MAN, I HAVE TO GET A JOB, GET INSURANCE, STUDY THE DRIVERS BOOK, AND PRACTICE DRIVING BY FRIDAY. I GUESS THATS WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE COOLEST DROOG IN THE HOOD.
PROM DUDES...I MIGHT BE STAYING AT THE INDIGO RESORT...LET ME KNOW WHERE YOUR STAYING IN THE COMMENTS, REALLY I WILL DRIVE TO SEE YOU IF I COMPLETE THE ABOVE TASKS. AND IF YOU KNOW OF ANY OTHER PARTIES LET ME KNOW BECAUSE THE ONE IM GOING TO, THEY HAVE SPENT $360 ON LIQUOR AND THATS NOT MY SCENE AS YOU FELLOWS KNOW.
I GOT BLACK ON PLATINUM FOR MY TUX. WHAT KIND OF DRESS ARE THE HOT GIRLS WEARING? TURQUOISE. MAN...IM SAD GUYS. SCHOOLS ALMOST OVER, AND I GET THAT SENTIMENTAL FEELING. I LOVE MY PALS. EXCEPT SERGIO. THAT KID IS BAD NEWS.
FOR A CAR, SHOULD I GET A CAMARO OR A FIREBIRD? WHAT DOES CAMARO MEAN? IT PROBABLY MEANS "A DRUMMER DRIVES THIS CAR". SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THE FACTS GUYS.
THATS ALL FOR NOW. THAT WAS LONG.