THE DAY OF DOOM
HEY AGAIN GUYS I HAVENT POSTED FOR A WHILE BECAUSE IVE BEEN TIRED WITH SPRING BREAK CRAZINESS AND LAZINESS... ANYWAYS FOR ANYONE WHO DOESNT KNOW TODAY IS THAT SPECIAL DAY WHEN A BOY BECOMES A MAN... IM 18, AND I CAN NOW BUY PORN AND CIGS. JAMIE AND SARAH, GIVE ME LIKE A BUCK AND ILL BUY YOU SOME, BECAUSE I CARE. SAM AND I AND JEN AND MEL AND ALEX AND SARAH MORG AND JOSH AND DANNY LEVY AND STEVEN KIBBS AND JENNA AND DALLAS AND CO. WENT TO THE BEACH TODAY, BUT IT WAS PRETTY GAY ANYWAYS. I CAUGHT A FIDDLER CRAB ON THE BEACH. THOSE ARE THE CRABS THAT HAVE ONE LITTLE CLAW AND ONE BIG ONE, MOST LIKELY BECAUSE IT USES THAT ONE TO MASTURBATE. THAT WAS A SCIENCE FACT FOR YOU GUYS. ANYWAYS AFTER THAT SAM AND MEL AND I WENT THRIFT SHOPPING AND WE ATE AT JAXSONS...GUESS WHO DIDNT BUY ME A PRESENT? HINT:HES A BITCH NAMED SAM. THATS ALL FOR NOW.