Jul 23, 2015 05:03
Ok so this guy I know is ridiculous. He works at his parents company, cool right? Except it must be a big fucking company cause he has a LOT of money.
A girl he liked was part of the reason he got divorced, but by the time he left his wife that girl was with someone else. Time to move on, right? No, he fucking keeps chipping away at her, trying to convince her (and himself) that she isn't happy with the new guy.
He sent her DIAMON EARRINGS like it was nothing. He didn't see the big deal at all. I was like "DUDE, she's with another guy, you don't just send a girl diamonds!!" He didn't understand that it was a big deal.
He sent me pictures of specific girls he likes, and they're all itty bitty girls with tans and fancy makeup. Ok, he's got a type, but he says he likes that they're healthy... Dude that girl could have some sickness that makes her thin, don't assume you know her life.
I like to make guys uncomfortable by talking about "girly" things because I'm an asshole, and I was whining about eyeliner (because he's never worn eyeliner, he doesn't know how it's a bitch to put on right and get even and not rub your eye all day), and he goes "chicks with eyeliner is sexy haha" and I just... like... Is that a typical guy response when they hear ANYTHING? If a girl involved in something would be hot or not?