Another survey...I am BORED
1. Do you like cheese?
No. I LOVE cheese.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Ew. The proper way to do heroin is to shoot it.
3. Do you own a bike?
No, my sister sold my old bike (AND KEPT THE PROFITS) and then I got a bike from my ex, but I left it in storage I think.
4. What are you doing tonight?
Probably going out and drinking.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Only if I have to get a shot. Otherwise, I’m usually just bored.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Yay! I like them with ketchup, mustard and relish. Fuck off, hot dog “purists.”
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
I like “Oh Holy Night” a lot.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Tall sugar free vanilla nonfat latte from Starbucks.
9. Can you do push ups?
NO! It’s like my white whale of exercise. I have NEVER been able to do a push up. Not even when I was a little kid, not even before I got fat. I am weak-armed and no chest muscles.
10. Is your bathroom clean?
Uh, except for the million hairs on the floor that have fallen from my head, it’s sort of clean.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My “microphone” bling earrings/necklace set I wear with everything.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Are my boobs a secret???
14. Do you have friends?
Lots. I think.
15. Do you miss someone?
Sometimes. Especially when said people pop into my dreams.
16. Middle name?
Same as my sister, brother, and oddly enough my mom.
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1 - Barbara’s thoughts are a lot more interesting than mine.
2 - I wanna go home.
3 - Shut up Ilene.
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
1- Hee! Before reading Barbara’s, I was thinking alcohol, so I will go with my first drink: JACK AND DIET.
2- water
3- Diet pepsi?
20. Current worry?
That my life will never change.
21. Current hate?
MT? My job?
22. Favorite place to be?
At a bar, drinking with cute boys.
23. How did you bring in the New Year?
Being sad for the first time because I was alone and surrounded by couples. (The last New Year’s was a lot better b/c I was making out with a boy).
24. Where would you like to go?
Brugge, Belgium for the Chocolate Festival. Yum!
25. Are you hungry?
Well, now that I started thinking about the Chocolate fest? Hell yes.
26. What made you laugh last?
Emma suggesting that I hook up with Toru so she could have a sister (-in law).
27. Do you own slippers?
I do, I just don’t know where they are.
29. Do you burn or tan?
I’m already brown, so I just get browner.
30. Favorite color?
The color of my brown ass.
31. Would you be a pirate?
No. This is a fucking stupid question.
32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Whatever’s on my shower radio.
33. What did you have for lunch?
EDWARDO’S stuffed sausage, bitches!
34. Name someone who has changed your life.
My mom. Cause you know, without her, I would not have a life. Oh, then in that same vein, my dad.
35. What's in your pocket right now?
No, I’m just happy to see you.
36. Something you can't wait for?
Argh. Can’t think about it, all I know it’s not happening any time soon!
37. Best bed sheets as a child?
I dunno. But I did have a He-Man comforter I liked.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broken toe!
39. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Spit out toothpaste in the sink. Rinse people, rinse!
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Two. Well, three, but one doesn’t work.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Hansa?
42. Who is your most silent friend?
I don’t know. My friends are loud.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
How would I know? If it’s you, please tell me.
44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
No, I have never seen one.
45. What is your favorite movie?
Who knows.
46. What is your favorite candy?
Twix maybe? Mmm…with milk.
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
Don’t know.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Fucking morbid. I don’t know.
49. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Getting ready to go to bed, watching TV.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
FUCK.