fujiidom // the geeks // one
Title: Morning Ablutions
Author: fujiidom/maura
Team: The Geeks
Word Count: 100
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon, Penny
Rating/Warnings: K+
Author's Notes: Kind of adult, if you squint.
Oh, and don't forget to VOTE FOR SHELDON! He must live long and prosper!
To: penny4b@gmail.com
From: coopersj@caltech.edu
Subject: Bathroom Etiquette
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Penny -
I look forward to my morning shower all night. Please attempt to refrain causing any further interruptions to this routine.
I am communicating via email because increased serotonin levels affecting my brain receptors prevent any formal or informal protests I may try to raise, in person.
Perhaps restricting such events to night-time showers could aid the situation.
I mislabeled the same neutrino eight times. This has to stop.
-Sheldon Cooper
- & -
To: penny4b@gmail.com
From: coopersj@caltech.edu
Subject: Addendum
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That last, ambiguous pronoun refers to my trouble at work. Not the other thing.
-Sheldon Cooper
Author: fujiidom/maura
Team: The Geeks
Word Count: 100
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon, Penny
Rating/Warnings: K+
Author's Notes: Kind of adult, if you squint.
Oh, and don't forget to VOTE FOR SHELDON! He must live long and prosper!
To: penny4b@gmail.com
From: coopersj@caltech.edu
Subject: Bathroom Etiquette
---
Penny -
I look forward to my morning shower all night. Please attempt to refrain causing any further interruptions to this routine.
I am communicating via email because increased serotonin levels affecting my brain receptors prevent any formal or informal protests I may try to raise, in person.
Perhaps restricting such events to night-time showers could aid the situation.
I mislabeled the same neutrino eight times. This has to stop.
-Sheldon Cooper
- & -
To: penny4b@gmail.com
From: coopersj@caltech.edu
Subject: Addendum
---
That last, ambiguous pronoun refers to my trouble at work. Not the other thing.
-Sheldon Cooper