5000 Questions
1201. Have you ever owned a record?
Not since I was listening to Sesame Street records, no.
1202. In some states people want to make it a requirement that creationism (god made the world) be taught alongside evolution in high school sciences classes. What do you think of this?
I have mixed feelings. I see the inherent trouble with teaching in school that religion is wrong.
1203. Should evolution also be taught in religious establishments like church or temple?
No, because the world doesn't seem to work like that. But it would make sense, I suppose.
1204. Can a person believe in creationism and in evolution at the same time?
Not in the strictest sense of both terms. I belive there is room for a blending of the concepts, however. All this talk of "intelligent design".
1205. You obviously like surveys since you are filling out a 5,000 question one. Do any of the following surveys sound interesting:
The Doors/Jim Morrison Survey: No
The David Bowie Survey: No
The Beatles Survey: No
The Rocky Horror Survey: Not really, no
The Labyrinth Survey: Nope
The SLC Punk Survey: Nope
The birthday survey: Maybe, but I'd suck at it.
So this is love, the survey: Yeah, I'd do that one.
The heartache/break up survey: Sounds uncomfortable, but sure.
Creationism vs. Evolutionism Survey: Sure.
Opinion Survey: Yep
World Trade Center Survey: Uh..no.
Halloween Survey: Yes
Survey of Sin: Ooo...very interesting.
How evil are you? Survey: Yes
The Roaring 20's Survey: Uhm...nah.
Well, once, long ago, I created all those surveys. Now they are floating around in people’s diaries because the diary I had them in (Simply Surveys) was deleted due to disuse.
1206. Who did you get this survey from?
My buddy D aka
Say one nice thing about the person you got this survey from:
She's got great advice.
1207. Here is a list of priorities...
Love/sex
Family
Close friends
School/learning
Job/career
Being true to yourself/self respect
Honesty
Aesthetics (beauty in the world)
Creativity
Patriotism
Knowledge
Wisdom
Leading an exciting life
Making a contribution to humanity
Being rich
Being famous
Having power
Justice/fairness
World peace
Accepting and understanding others
Finding yourself
Spirituality/religion
Health
Happiness
What are your top three priorities from this list?
Happiness,Honesty, Close Friends,
1208. Out of that same list what are your BOTTOM 3 priorities?
Being Famous, World Peace (because I don't think it's possible), and Having Power (especially if we're talking political power)
1209. How many hours of TV do you watch in an average day?
Uhm...I dunno. One, maybe.
1210. Do you want to have a car, a house and 2.5 kids?
Yes, yes and no.
1211. What song, CD, or band is a 'guilty pleasure' for you (meaning you know it sucks but you like it anyway)?
Backstreet Boys.
1212. If you were going to vote for a candidate for president and then you found out that the person you were going to vote for is HIV positive would that effect your vote and why?
Not at all. HIV says nothing about his morality or ability to lead.
1213. Have you ever had an HIV test?
Yes, twice. Passed it.
1214. What time do you:
Get up in the morning:
Depends on the morning.
Eat lunch: Depends on the lunch. Usually between 11 and 4
Do something active during the day:
Depends on the day. But usually in the evening.
Go to bed: Depends on the night. Often between 10 and 2
1215. Have you ever ridden a motorcycle?
Nope
1216. When you hear the word ‘biker’ what kind of person do you think of?
I actually think of a guy in spandex riding a bicycle before I think of any other kind of biker.
1217. Did your parents ever talk to you about sex?
Yeah, I got the basic mechanics involved and then a lot of talk about how I shouldn't have it.
1218. If your pet dies, you can now have it cloned for $50,000. How do you feel about this?
I would never do that. Especially not for that amount of money. A) It's disrespectful to the pet you shared your life with and B) That's a whole assload of money that I don't have.
1219. Are you or would you be embarrassed about buying condoms?
No, but I feel a slight awkwardness when I'm ONLY buying condoms. Like I have nothing else going on in my life. Plus, there's room for great comedy there. Why buy just condoms when you can instead by condoms, candles, a quart of gatorade, duct tape, seven rubber ducks, a wheel of cheese and a rubber mallet and make the cashier wonder what exactly you're up to?
1220. Do any of your clocks make an odd noise or play a song when the hour strikes?
Nope. That would annoy me. The Green Lantern clock in my office ticks a bit too much, actually.
1221. What are the things that make you go 'Hmmmm....' (remember that song?)?
Oh, there are things. All kinds of things.
1222. Are you a sinner?
Yes, but aren't we all?
1223. Are you naughty or nice?
I'm both, as the situation demands.
1224. Is belly-dancing sexy?
It can be. But honestly I find most belly-dancers look more awkward than sexy.
1225. What celebrity would you love to be able to dance with?
Mila Kunis
1226. What is your favorite comic book movie?
Iron Man, but that could change this summer.
1227. What movie would you recommend for couples to watch on Valentine's day?
Die Hard. Or something from the John Woo Collection.
1228. Besides when you were little how many people have seen you completely naked and who?
A lot. A whole lot. Several thousand. I was in an opera in Baltimore in the buff.
1229. Is sex something that should be treated casually?
Nope.
1230. Have you ever participate in an orgy?
No...what an awkward question.
If no, would you ever consider it?
Probably not. Not really my speed.
1231. What song is in your head right now?
Man of La Mancha
1232. What was the best day of your life like?
I have no idea what the best day of my life was.
1233. What are you all about?
I know what I'm not all about. I am not all about the Benjamins.
1234. You have won a contest where you get all these great prizes but you can only keep one for yourself and must give the others away to friends, family or whoever. Which one do you keep and who do you give the rest to:
A $5,000 gift certificate to radio shack: My dad, I suppose...
A brand new yellow jeep: Danielle
An all expense paid vacation for 2 to Italy: My mom
Lunch with N'Sync: Sara, totally Sara.
A lifetime supply of herbal essences shampoo: Becky
A $1,000 check: Ted
A new smartphone? I'll take this one.
An autographed picture of Rhianna:
Breakfast with kid rock: Uh...
A shirt once worn by Justin Timberlake: Uhm...
One round of mini-golf with Sharon Osbourne: Yeah....
A phone call from Robert Smith: Nikki
A brand new washer/dryer: My roommates
Free medical insurance for 1 year: I'm sure I've got an actor friend who would love this.
1235. Who do you think you might have known in a past life?
Nobody springs to mind.
1236. Do you take vitamins? Yes, when I remember to.
1237. Do you prefer fake or real flowers around the house?
Real.
1238. Sometimes roses are pink, yellow, white or red. If you give someone a rose, does its color change the meaning behind it as a gift?
I don't give people flowers. It's terribly dangerous for everyone involved.
1239. What's the most deadly thing you can think of?
Having a full sized anvil land on your head from 30 feet.
1240. To-MAY-toes or to-MA-toes?
The former
1241. Out of all your friends, family and the people you know who is the most:
Intelligent: Tovar
Happy: Becky
Miserable:
Easily influenced: My Ex-wife
Cranky: My ex-mother-in-law
Bitchy: My ex-wife
Evil: My ex-wife
Nice:
1242. What's the best live musical performance you ever saw?
I want to say Bon Jovi, but I think it was Breaking Benjamin and Evanescence
1243. Have you ever had a 'pregnancy scare'?
Yeah, but not a serious one.
1244. Kelly Osbourne or Madonna's version of “Papa Don't Preach”?
Oh holy CRAP, Madonna. Seriously, MADONNA.
1245. Can you change a tire?
Yes
1246. Have you ever put your fist through a wall?
Yes. Through a wall and through a window.
1247. When do you feel the most relaxed and able to be yourself?
At home usually.
1248. Do you have a place that is your own where you won't show anyone else?
Nope. I really don't.
1249. Are you a part of any teams or clubs?
Nope
1250. Is cheer leading a sport?
Yeah, a performance based sport, but a sport.
1251. Do you believe that people should be able to choose death for themselves if they want to end their lives?
Absolutely. I think they should first seek help, but ultimately it's their call.
1252. Is there anything you morally object to?
Oh yeah, sure.
1253. What would you never do for money?
One, then the other, then the other.
1255. Which do you drink the most: juice, soda, milk, or water?
Water.
1256. What sport do you like to watch the most?
Martial arts competitions.
1257. What sport do you like to play the most?
I used to love to play soccer.
1256. Do you write poetry?
No, I was not born under a rhyming planet.
1257. Are you aggressive?
Not usually, no
1258. Have you ever fallen from grace?
According to popular mythology, we all did, way back in the day.
1259. Does it bother you when a band you like gets really popular?
Only in the sense that we see just how many people like something only because it's trendy.
1260. Has anyone ever won you a stuffed animal?
I think so, yeah.
If yes, did you name it after the person who won it for you?
If memory serves, it came with a name.
1261. Can you go one week without cursing at all?
Yes, but only a single week.
1262. What's the best candy?
I've always been a big fan of sweet tarts.
1263. Can you lick your own nose?
No, but I can get pretty close.
1264. What song would you like to hear spontaneously in a public place (like a store)?
The Kill Bill Theme (Battle w/o Honor or Humanity)
1265. Do you ever make others feel unwanted?
Occasionally, yeah.
1266. Do you think you have ever made others feel unwanted without realizing you were doing it?
It's very possible. Of course, sometimes I try very hard to make someone feel unwanted and it just doesn't work.
1267. Are you very sensitive to what other people are feeling and how they will react to certain things?
I try to be.
1268. Have you ever climbed a tree?
Of course, who hasn't?
1269. Do you feel somehow different when the moon is full?
I do actually, but not as different as I feel when the moon is at half.
1270. Who do you know that talks a lot but never really says anything?
I could name a couple of students, parents and politician/administrator types.
1271. Is world peace possible?
Wow. I just talked about that a moment ago. On a large, superficial scale, possibly. But not upon closer inspection. Even when people aren't actively engaged in violence against each other, we're still competing in other ways for resources and power.
1272. Who do you know that is making a huge life mistake yet you can't stop them?
Uhmm...Nobody springs to mind. No one who has any interest in making any changes, at any rate.
What’s the mistake?
1273. Do you plan to own a home or rent an apartment for most of your life?
I used to dream about owning a home. Now I just dream about not freaking out about rent.
1274. Would you enjoy going to a strip bar to see strippers (of whatever sex you find appealing)?
Honestly, strip clubs can be fun, but they also make me a little uncomfortable. There are a lot of reasons for that which I'd be happy to go into, if you'd like to hear them.
1275. Would you ever consider stripping in a sexual way for money?
I think I've considered everything in order to make money. Say what you want about stripping, strippers can make some really good money for not a lot of time or work.
1276. Would you ever consider being a nude model for an artistic life drawing class for money?
Sure.
1277. What are 2 goals that you have?
Get back into shape. Get shelves up in my new apt.
1278. What are 2 negative traits that you have?
I have a bit of a temper and I can be very lazy.
1279. Will these negative traits stop you from achieving your goals?
No, they just make it harder.
1280. Everyone knows that you are nice, fun, creative, and good but what are 4 other positive traits that you have?
I'm an excellent listener. I'm observant. I'm passionate about certain things. I'm very loyal.
1281. How often do you daydream about your wedding day?
Less than I have nightmares about it.
1282. If you were hiring someone for a job but could only ask him or her 3 questions in the interview what would you ask?
Are you self motivated? Can you handle this job? Do you understand that if you suck, I will fire your ass and replace you with someone who does not suck?
1283. If you were interviewing someone for the position of your new friend but could only ask 3 questions, what would they be?
How do you feel about watching, then intensely discussing movies? How physically active are you? Do you understand that if you steal my wife/girlfriend/fiance away from me, that I may retaliate with violence against you and your crotch?
1285. Wholesome - Conducive to sound health or well being; salutary: simple, examples: wholesome food; a wholesome climate, Promoting mental, moral, or social health: example: wholesome entertainment.
Do you enjoy wholesome activities (sports, cooking, beach, family time, zoo, museums, etc.)?
Yes, but only after reading that definition.
If yes what wholesome activity do you enjoy the most?
I like eating a healthy meal, going out in nice weather, spending time with friends in deep debate.
Are you a wholesome person?
A little bit.
1286. When was your first kiss and what was it like?
Uh...5th grade I think. And it was weird. I remember thinking that her lips were weirdly hot.
1287. Are you quiet and shy?
I used to be. I grew out of it. Occasionally I revert though. Especially in large social situations.
1288. Are you bitchy, cranky, whiny, miserable, depressed, needy, mean, flakey, shallow, obnoxious, inconsiderate, nervous, and/or stuck up? Sometimes I'm a few of these. Sometimes I'm all of these things. But I try not to be.
1289. Do you come off any of these ways even if you aren't really like that?
According to rumors, yes. Very much so.
1290. Are you loud and unfriendly?
Neither.
1291. Can a positive attitude/good personality make up for someone being less than beautiful?
Yes. It really really can.
1292. Can being totally beautiful and hot make up for a negative attitude/bad personality?
Not nearly as much, no. It may make it slightly better, but we're talking no more than 10% here. And sometimes it can make it worse. Because you think "Why is all that hotness wasted on such a bitch?"
1293.What are you seeking?
Truth, steady income, internal peace, love.
1294. Could you see yourself as a future nun/monk?
No, I don't think that would work out for me.
1295. Would you rather have a baby or get a pet?
PET OH GOD A PET! I'LL GET TWO!
1296. What mistake do you repeat over and over?
I trust people to pay me in a timely fashion.
1297. What do you think of the restaurant Hooters?
I think their food is mediocre and overpriced. And the waitresses aren't hot enough to make up for it.
1298. What are 5 traits that make someone ugly?
1299. Do you hate when people tell you to smile?
Sometimes, yeah.
1300. Do you like the writing of Douglas Adams?
I really do. Occasionally he loses his way, but overall his stuff is pretty good.