Phonecalls and Fanboying
TITLE: Phone calls and Fanboying
PAIRING: YunJae
GENRE: AU, Crack, Romance
LENGTH: One-shot
DISCLAIMERS: They don’t belong to me, but they obviously belong together.
SUMMARY: Jaejoong is sick of Yunho’s calls. Let’s see what Yunho does when Jaejoong throws a fit
Jaejoong and Yunho were best friends in high school. They went to different colleges, but they still kept in touch.
“Hey, Chun!” Jaejoong called out to his soulmate. They were having their 10 minute break before the next class starts.
“Yes, Jae?” Yoochun looked up from the manga he was reading.
“I’m sick of Yunho’s calls.” Jaejoong said with a huff and pouted his cherry red lips.
“Whaaat???” Yoochun asked, puzzled.
“Sometimes, I just purposely ignore his calls, but I can’t do that all the time cuz’ he’ll get mad.”
“Why? Don’t you miss him? I mean you’ve been in lo-“ Yoochun fakes a cough to cover his slip up. “I mean friends since middle school then best friends in high school.
“Well, don’t get me wrong or anything, Chun. I love seeing his name flash on my phone’s screen and hearing his hot, smexy voice, but all he does is fanboy over the phone!”
“Eh? Fanboy over what?”
“Ughhh… He keeps babbling about f(x) and SNSD! Jessica this, Krystal that. Sooyoung’s so tall, Victoria’s so feminine. I’m sick of it! I mean it’s okay to fanboy. I do that over DBSK and Big Bang, but he never asks about me anymore, not even a simple ‘how was your day?’ NOTHING.”
“Hmmm…” Yoochun made a thinking pose. “Sounds like… you’re JEALOUS.”
“AM NOT!” Jaejoong denied.
“Denial is the first step to acceptance, Jae.”
“OKAY. FINE. I AM. SO WHAT?” Jaejoong gave up denying because he knew that he could never hide things from his soulmate.
“Hehe. Easy there. Why don’t you just play along with him and fanboy too?”
“I can’t do that, Chun. That’s embarrassing. Besides, I DO NOT fanboy over girl groups. That’ll NEVER happen. Unless my 8 noonas suddenly form a girl group, that will never happen!”
“Okay, Jae. Suit yourself.”
Jaejoong was typing an essay about “love and relationships” for his literature class. He was discussing how some lovers tend to be dense about the other’s feelings.
‘Sometimes, men overlook these things. They tend to think that the small things don’t matter. They don’t know how asking “How was your day?” can brighten up their lover’s mood and make them feel loved and cared for.’
As he was about to finish the paragraph, he was startled by something vibrating on his desk, then a loud sound started to come out of the object.”Double, double, double, double combo. Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble gum….ppeokigayo…” It was his phone. He picked it up only to see a familiar face pop out of the screen. It was Yunho calling him. He sighed and answered the phone.
“Yoboseyo?”
“Jae!” he was greeted by a very hot, smexy voice.
“Yeah. Hey, how’s it going?” Jaejoong tried his luck to strike a conversation that didn’t involve some girl group with GIRLS who show off their legs and sing about “oppa, I love you!”.
“I’ve been great! Better than ever, and you know why?” Yunho said excitedly.
“because the SNSD MV teaser came out already?”
“Omigoooosh, Jae! You know me too well!”
“Hmm. Right.” ‘Well DUH. That’s all you ever talk about anymore.’
“so have you seen it? Aren’t they so hot and sexy???”
“Pfft. Right. I’m a hundred times hotter and sexier than all of them put together.” Jaejoong mumbled absentmindedly.
“What was that, Jae? The line’s choppy.” Fortunately, Yunho didn’t catch what he said.
“Oh nothing. I said… girls showing their legs. Hooray.” Jae answered sarcastically, but Yunho was too immersed in his fanboying to notice.
Yunho kept on talking about the new SNSD MV that they put the phone down when it was almost 2AM. It was a good thing Jaejoong’s class didn’t start until 12, so he still had time to sleep and finish his essay.
Days went on just like that. Jae would try to finish his homework as fast as he could then Yunho would call and fanboy all night. Jae didn’t even listen to half of Yunho’s rants.
One day he got REALLY REALLY SICK OF IT. He rejected Yunho’s calls and texted him instead.
From: Jaejoong
To: Yunho
Message: Yunnie? Please stop calling me >.< I’m sick of it. T___T I’m not mad. I’m just really, really tired of it. Sorry -__-
From: Yunho
To: Jaejoong
Message: What’s wrong, Jae? :| Did I do something bad? Have I offended you in any way? Please, tell me. I’m so sorry. :(
From: Jaejoong
To: Yunho
Message: You didn’t do anything wrong. I just don’t want to hear anymore about SNSD and their legs. >.< I don’t wanna hear anymore. -___- I miss my Yunnie~ .__.
From: Yunho
To: Jaejoong
Message: I’m sorry, boo. Can you just please answer this one last call.
Yunho called him right after Jae read the message.
“Yoboseyo?”
“Finally!” Yunho exclaimed. “I thought you’d never get sick of it.”
“What?” Jaejoong was dumbfounded.
“I hate girl groups, Jae, you of all people should know that.”
“b-but…eversince we started college…”
“I did that on purpose, Jae.”
“WHAAAAAAT???”
“Yeah… I kind of wanted to know if you’d get jealous.” Yunho scratched the back of his neck out of nervousness although Jaejoong couldn’t see him.
“Jung FUCKING Yunho, YOU ARE SO DEAD. WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU…. YOU’RE GONNA REGR….” Yunho cut Jae’s words. “Well then, open your door.”
“What?”
“If you wanna punish me for my stupidity, then open your door and hit me now.”
Jaejoong ran down the staircase then opened the front door. There, he saw Yunho standing outside his house.
“Y-yun?”
“Jae.” Yunho smiled at him. Jaejoong couldn’t help but stare at the man in front of him. He hasn’t seen Yunho for over a month. Yunho stepped closer to Jaejoong and wrapped his arms around the smaller man’s waist. When Yunho loosened his arms he stared intently into Jaejoong’s eyes. Jaejoong blushed and playfully hit Yunho’s strong chest. “Yah! Pabo-yah!”
“I know.” Yunho laughed a little and pulled Jaejoong closer to him. “I missed you, Jae.”
Jaejoong blushed at the words for some reason. He pushed Yunho away from him and looked away, composed himself then looked back to Yunho.
“Yah! What did you think were you doing?”
“Ermm.. Seeing if you’d get jealous?” Yunho mumbled as he scratched the back of his neck (this time Jaejoong could see him).
“Why?” Jaejoong cocked an eyebrow up.
“Because…”
“Because?”
“Jae.” His tone was serious. He was looking directly into Jaejoong’s eyes.
“Wh-what?” Jaejoong was getting a little nervous because of Yunho’s seriousness. Yunho then smiled and chuckled before saying, “Yah! Aren’t you going to let me in?”
“Oh.. Right. Sorry.”
Yunho and Jaejoong were sitting on the couch. The atmosphere was a little awkward. They were best friends, but they haven’t seen each other for quite a long time, so they felt a little nervous being around the other. They were off into their own worlds, thinking of each other, what to say, how to act and so on.
‘Why am I feeling so nervous? Ohmigod. It’s just Yunho Jaejoong thought to himself.
‘Okay, Yunho. It’s either now or never.’ Yunho had his own thoughts too.
“Jae.” Yunho was the first one to break the silence.
“Yeah?” Jaejoong snapped out of his thoughts and looked at his friend.
“I HATE SNSD.” Yunho said with more emphasis on the word “hate”.
“Then why’d you talk about them all the time?” Jaejoong really felt confused. He didn’t understand why Yunho was trying to make him jealous.
“I told you it’s becau--” Jaejoong cut Yunho’s sentence. “I know. I heard you the first time, but why. Yun?” Jaejoong’s cherry red lips formed a pout. Yunho couldn’t help but stare at those oh so kissable lips.
Jung Yunho and Kim Jaejoong have been best friends since high school. Yunho knew how he felt about the other ever since he first saw him. He’s been feeling it for years, but had never gotten the courage to say it out loud, so it’s either now or never.
“I love you.”
Jaejoong just stared at Yunho as if he said something weird. “I know. I love you too.”
Yunho mentally facepalmed. ‘Okay, Jung. This is a failure. You have to let him know.’ He took a deep breath before uttering the words again. “Jae. I love you. I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU.”
Jaejoong’s eyes widened. He was shocked because of what he heard. He never thought he’d hear those words from Jung Yunho. Jaejoong has been battling his feelings for the latter for years. He always tried to convince himself that he only loves Yunho as a best friend and that his jealousy was just in the “best friends level” rather than in the “are you blind? Can’t you see that I am absolutely in love with you level.”
“Hey. You with me, Jae?” Yunho waved his hand in front of the other who seemed to have spaced out.
“Wh-what?” Jaejoong snapped out of his trance and tried to process what was happening.
“I said I’m in love with you, Jae. I mean I’ve loved you ever since we were in high school. I just didn’t want to lose you as a friend so…”
“So you waited for years just to confess?? YAH! You big pabo! I’m supposed to be mad at you right now! But then you suddenly appear on my doorstep and tell me you love me! It’s unfair!” Jaejoong bursted out all his thoughts while hitting Yunho’s chest.
Yunho grabbed Jaejoong’s hands to stop from harassing his “moobs”. When Jaejoong didn’t try to break free, Yunho hugged him. “I’m sorry, Jae. It’s okay if you don’t feel the same way. I just wanted you to know how I felt.”
“나도 사랑해” Jaejoong said, which Yunho didn’t quite catch since Jaejoong said it very, very softly.
“What was that, Jae?” Jaejoong pulled away from Yunho’s strong arms then stared at the other. “I said I love you too, idiot.” Jaejoong stole a very, very quick peck on Yunho’s lips before burying his face on Yunho’s chest, again.
Yunho couldn’t believe what he heard. He was still for a few seconds then he composed himself. He hugged Jaejoong tighter and kissed the top of his head. Jaejoong looked up to him and licked his lips. It was a habit of his to lick his lips for no particular reason. Yunho has always wanted to claim those lips and so he did. He kissed Jaejoong sweetly and softly. It was full of love. The kiss deepened, eventually and became more passionate as they explored each other’s sweet caverns. When they pulled away for air, Yunho couldn’t help but smile at Jaejoong’s flushed face, at HIS Jae’s flushed face. Jaejoong smiled back at him and leaned his head on Yunho’s shoulder. Yunho couldn’t be more happier to be the reason behind HIS Jaejoong’s smile.
They spent the rest of the day cuddling on the sofa and making out. They felt like they had to make up for all those years they wasted without confessing.
“Yunho-yah?”
“Yes, boo?”
“No more fanboying, promise?”
“I can’t promise that, boo.” Jaejoong pouted his lips. “but I thought you said you hated SNSD?”
“Yeah, but I’m not gonna fanboy over them.”
“f(x) then?”
“Nope.”
“Ehh?? Then is it DBSK or Big Bang?”
“Not them, either. Although, I do think that U-know and Hero are hot together.” Jaejoong’s lips still formed a cute pout. He was bothered about who Yunho was fanboying about. Yunho leaned closer to his boyfriend and kissed him full on the lips which made the other breathless. “No one can stop me from fanboying about you, Kim Jaejoong.”
They both laughed at the corny but TRUE statement and continued on their new life as lovers.
A/N: I should be studying for our finals right now, but I'd rather write this than study. -___- xD I hope you like it. Sorry if the story seems rushed. -___- :D
PAIRING: YunJae
GENRE: AU, Crack, Romance
LENGTH: One-shot
DISCLAIMERS: They don’t belong to me, but they obviously belong together.
SUMMARY: Jaejoong is sick of Yunho’s calls. Let’s see what Yunho does when Jaejoong throws a fit
Jaejoong and Yunho were best friends in high school. They went to different colleges, but they still kept in touch.
“Hey, Chun!” Jaejoong called out to his soulmate. They were having their 10 minute break before the next class starts.
“Yes, Jae?” Yoochun looked up from the manga he was reading.
“I’m sick of Yunho’s calls.” Jaejoong said with a huff and pouted his cherry red lips.
“Whaaat???” Yoochun asked, puzzled.
“Sometimes, I just purposely ignore his calls, but I can’t do that all the time cuz’ he’ll get mad.”
“Why? Don’t you miss him? I mean you’ve been in lo-“ Yoochun fakes a cough to cover his slip up. “I mean friends since middle school then best friends in high school.
“Well, don’t get me wrong or anything, Chun. I love seeing his name flash on my phone’s screen and hearing his hot, smexy voice, but all he does is fanboy over the phone!”
“Eh? Fanboy over what?”
“Ughhh… He keeps babbling about f(x) and SNSD! Jessica this, Krystal that. Sooyoung’s so tall, Victoria’s so feminine. I’m sick of it! I mean it’s okay to fanboy. I do that over DBSK and Big Bang, but he never asks about me anymore, not even a simple ‘how was your day?’ NOTHING.”
“Hmmm…” Yoochun made a thinking pose. “Sounds like… you’re JEALOUS.”
“AM NOT!” Jaejoong denied.
“Denial is the first step to acceptance, Jae.”
“OKAY. FINE. I AM. SO WHAT?” Jaejoong gave up denying because he knew that he could never hide things from his soulmate.
“Hehe. Easy there. Why don’t you just play along with him and fanboy too?”
“I can’t do that, Chun. That’s embarrassing. Besides, I DO NOT fanboy over girl groups. That’ll NEVER happen. Unless my 8 noonas suddenly form a girl group, that will never happen!”
“Okay, Jae. Suit yourself.”
Jaejoong was typing an essay about “love and relationships” for his literature class. He was discussing how some lovers tend to be dense about the other’s feelings.
‘Sometimes, men overlook these things. They tend to think that the small things don’t matter. They don’t know how asking “How was your day?” can brighten up their lover’s mood and make them feel loved and cared for.’
As he was about to finish the paragraph, he was startled by something vibrating on his desk, then a loud sound started to come out of the object.”Double, double, double, double combo. Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble gum….ppeokigayo…” It was his phone. He picked it up only to see a familiar face pop out of the screen. It was Yunho calling him. He sighed and answered the phone.
“Yoboseyo?”
“Jae!” he was greeted by a very hot, smexy voice.
“Yeah. Hey, how’s it going?” Jaejoong tried his luck to strike a conversation that didn’t involve some girl group with GIRLS who show off their legs and sing about “oppa, I love you!”.
“I’ve been great! Better than ever, and you know why?” Yunho said excitedly.
“because the SNSD MV teaser came out already?”
“Omigoooosh, Jae! You know me too well!”
“Hmm. Right.” ‘Well DUH. That’s all you ever talk about anymore.’
“so have you seen it? Aren’t they so hot and sexy???”
“Pfft. Right. I’m a hundred times hotter and sexier than all of them put together.” Jaejoong mumbled absentmindedly.
“What was that, Jae? The line’s choppy.” Fortunately, Yunho didn’t catch what he said.
“Oh nothing. I said… girls showing their legs. Hooray.” Jae answered sarcastically, but Yunho was too immersed in his fanboying to notice.
Yunho kept on talking about the new SNSD MV that they put the phone down when it was almost 2AM. It was a good thing Jaejoong’s class didn’t start until 12, so he still had time to sleep and finish his essay.
Days went on just like that. Jae would try to finish his homework as fast as he could then Yunho would call and fanboy all night. Jae didn’t even listen to half of Yunho’s rants.
One day he got REALLY REALLY SICK OF IT. He rejected Yunho’s calls and texted him instead.
From: Jaejoong
To: Yunho
Message: Yunnie? Please stop calling me >.< I’m sick of it. T___T I’m not mad. I’m just really, really tired of it. Sorry -__-
From: Yunho
To: Jaejoong
Message: What’s wrong, Jae? :| Did I do something bad? Have I offended you in any way? Please, tell me. I’m so sorry. :(
From: Jaejoong
To: Yunho
Message: You didn’t do anything wrong. I just don’t want to hear anymore about SNSD and their legs. >.< I don’t wanna hear anymore. -___- I miss my Yunnie~ .__.
From: Yunho
To: Jaejoong
Message: I’m sorry, boo. Can you just please answer this one last call.
Yunho called him right after Jae read the message.
“Yoboseyo?”
“Finally!” Yunho exclaimed. “I thought you’d never get sick of it.”
“What?” Jaejoong was dumbfounded.
“I hate girl groups, Jae, you of all people should know that.”
“b-but…eversince we started college…”
“I did that on purpose, Jae.”
“WHAAAAAAT???”
“Yeah… I kind of wanted to know if you’d get jealous.” Yunho scratched the back of his neck out of nervousness although Jaejoong couldn’t see him.
“Jung FUCKING Yunho, YOU ARE SO DEAD. WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU…. YOU’RE GONNA REGR….” Yunho cut Jae’s words. “Well then, open your door.”
“What?”
“If you wanna punish me for my stupidity, then open your door and hit me now.”
Jaejoong ran down the staircase then opened the front door. There, he saw Yunho standing outside his house.
“Y-yun?”
“Jae.” Yunho smiled at him. Jaejoong couldn’t help but stare at the man in front of him. He hasn’t seen Yunho for over a month. Yunho stepped closer to Jaejoong and wrapped his arms around the smaller man’s waist. When Yunho loosened his arms he stared intently into Jaejoong’s eyes. Jaejoong blushed and playfully hit Yunho’s strong chest. “Yah! Pabo-yah!”
“I know.” Yunho laughed a little and pulled Jaejoong closer to him. “I missed you, Jae.”
Jaejoong blushed at the words for some reason. He pushed Yunho away from him and looked away, composed himself then looked back to Yunho.
“Yah! What did you think were you doing?”
“Ermm.. Seeing if you’d get jealous?” Yunho mumbled as he scratched the back of his neck (this time Jaejoong could see him).
“Why?” Jaejoong cocked an eyebrow up.
“Because…”
“Because?”
“Jae.” His tone was serious. He was looking directly into Jaejoong’s eyes.
“Wh-what?” Jaejoong was getting a little nervous because of Yunho’s seriousness. Yunho then smiled and chuckled before saying, “Yah! Aren’t you going to let me in?”
“Oh.. Right. Sorry.”
Yunho and Jaejoong were sitting on the couch. The atmosphere was a little awkward. They were best friends, but they haven’t seen each other for quite a long time, so they felt a little nervous being around the other. They were off into their own worlds, thinking of each other, what to say, how to act and so on.
‘Why am I feeling so nervous? Ohmigod. It’s just Yunho Jaejoong thought to himself.
‘Okay, Yunho. It’s either now or never.’ Yunho had his own thoughts too.
“Jae.” Yunho was the first one to break the silence.
“Yeah?” Jaejoong snapped out of his thoughts and looked at his friend.
“I HATE SNSD.” Yunho said with more emphasis on the word “hate”.
“Then why’d you talk about them all the time?” Jaejoong really felt confused. He didn’t understand why Yunho was trying to make him jealous.
“I told you it’s becau--” Jaejoong cut Yunho’s sentence. “I know. I heard you the first time, but why. Yun?” Jaejoong’s cherry red lips formed a pout. Yunho couldn’t help but stare at those oh so kissable lips.
Jung Yunho and Kim Jaejoong have been best friends since high school. Yunho knew how he felt about the other ever since he first saw him. He’s been feeling it for years, but had never gotten the courage to say it out loud, so it’s either now or never.
“I love you.”
Jaejoong just stared at Yunho as if he said something weird. “I know. I love you too.”
Yunho mentally facepalmed. ‘Okay, Jung. This is a failure. You have to let him know.’ He took a deep breath before uttering the words again. “Jae. I love you. I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU.”
Jaejoong’s eyes widened. He was shocked because of what he heard. He never thought he’d hear those words from Jung Yunho. Jaejoong has been battling his feelings for the latter for years. He always tried to convince himself that he only loves Yunho as a best friend and that his jealousy was just in the “best friends level” rather than in the “are you blind? Can’t you see that I am absolutely in love with you level.”
“Hey. You with me, Jae?” Yunho waved his hand in front of the other who seemed to have spaced out.
“Wh-what?” Jaejoong snapped out of his trance and tried to process what was happening.
“I said I’m in love with you, Jae. I mean I’ve loved you ever since we were in high school. I just didn’t want to lose you as a friend so…”
“So you waited for years just to confess?? YAH! You big pabo! I’m supposed to be mad at you right now! But then you suddenly appear on my doorstep and tell me you love me! It’s unfair!” Jaejoong bursted out all his thoughts while hitting Yunho’s chest.
Yunho grabbed Jaejoong’s hands to stop from harassing his “moobs”. When Jaejoong didn’t try to break free, Yunho hugged him. “I’m sorry, Jae. It’s okay if you don’t feel the same way. I just wanted you to know how I felt.”
“나도 사랑해” Jaejoong said, which Yunho didn’t quite catch since Jaejoong said it very, very softly.
“What was that, Jae?” Jaejoong pulled away from Yunho’s strong arms then stared at the other. “I said I love you too, idiot.” Jaejoong stole a very, very quick peck on Yunho’s lips before burying his face on Yunho’s chest, again.
Yunho couldn’t believe what he heard. He was still for a few seconds then he composed himself. He hugged Jaejoong tighter and kissed the top of his head. Jaejoong looked up to him and licked his lips. It was a habit of his to lick his lips for no particular reason. Yunho has always wanted to claim those lips and so he did. He kissed Jaejoong sweetly and softly. It was full of love. The kiss deepened, eventually and became more passionate as they explored each other’s sweet caverns. When they pulled away for air, Yunho couldn’t help but smile at Jaejoong’s flushed face, at HIS Jae’s flushed face. Jaejoong smiled back at him and leaned his head on Yunho’s shoulder. Yunho couldn’t be more happier to be the reason behind HIS Jaejoong’s smile.
They spent the rest of the day cuddling on the sofa and making out. They felt like they had to make up for all those years they wasted without confessing.
“Yunho-yah?”
“Yes, boo?”
“No more fanboying, promise?”
“I can’t promise that, boo.” Jaejoong pouted his lips. “but I thought you said you hated SNSD?”
“Yeah, but I’m not gonna fanboy over them.”
“f(x) then?”
“Nope.”
“Ehh?? Then is it DBSK or Big Bang?”
“Not them, either. Although, I do think that U-know and Hero are hot together.” Jaejoong’s lips still formed a cute pout. He was bothered about who Yunho was fanboying about. Yunho leaned closer to his boyfriend and kissed him full on the lips which made the other breathless. “No one can stop me from fanboying about you, Kim Jaejoong.”
They both laughed at the corny but TRUE statement and continued on their new life as lovers.
A/N: I should be studying for our finals right now, but I'd rather write this than study. -___- xD I hope you like it. Sorry if the story seems rushed. -___- :D