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[erikcohen]

Week Name / Date / Time,: 'Trick or Treat' / Monday, October 31st / 8 AM
Location: Gryffindor Common Room
Open to: Slylicious
Currently Involving: Lauren-ified! Erik (Happy Halloween from Cohen!)

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[slyautolycus]

And when those words were in the air, who else could be there to answer but Sly?!!?!

He bounded down from the steps to the dorms with his hands on his hips, Superhero style, looking valiant. A light breeze from the Common Room windows rifled through his long hair, and he lifted his chin, dazzling the world with his life-saving, knee-trembling smile. But really, seeing Erik in that get-up?! IT WAS ALL HE COULD DO NOT TO FALL OVER IN A GIGGLEFIT. BAHAHAHA.

"Ah, good maiden," he proclaimed in a resonant voice, "I am here to fulfill your needs." A very appropriately staged waggle of the eyebrows. Then he grabbed hold of Lauren!Erik (good god, the perfect woman really), seizing him firmly about the waist, dipped him ...

... and snogged him like he was redefining the very meaning of a snog!!

[erikcohen]

What was that sound? It sounded an awful lot like bounding. Hoping to see a fellow Gryffindor as excited for Halloween as he was, Erik turned around just in time to see Sly place his hands on his hips in a particularly dashing sort of way. He needed to make note of that for the future. When he wasn't dressed as a girl and what have you. But the smile was sort of freaking him out a bit. Hmmnn...

Ah, and with those words, Erik knew what was coming, and he should have run as fast as his legs could carry him. But the waggle of the eyebrows was too hilarious, and his laughter glued him to his spot. Closing his eyes tight as Sly dipped him dramatically, Erik hoped he wasn't actually getting snogged by a bloke.

But he was, and it was revolting, and yet it was all too perfect (in the humor factor, that is) that he couldn't bring himself to be all that embarrassed. Sacrifices had to be made for a good laugh, and if that meant he had to brush his teeth for an hour, SO BE IT.

And no, this did not count as cheating on Juhi. There were no

[slyautolycus]

Yes, it was rather difficult not to cackle amidst the snogging, himself. He was pushing the envelope really, even by his own standards! But what was life if one didn't push one's limits, raise the bar every now and then, shock the crowd, etc.? NOTHING, that's what! Sly promptly released Lauren!Erik on no doubt wobbly legs, nevertheless firmly planted on the ground, and stood back to admire his handiwork. Yes, the boy looked thoroughly snogged -- eyes wide, face a-flush, blonde wig slightly off kilter. Sly could bet Juhi had yet to do that with her boyfriend, hm

[erikcohen]

All right, so the blonde wig he'd gotten to solve the hair problem might have been off kilter, but he was certainly not flushed. Unless it came from his hysterical laughter, in which case he was. Erik had actually had better snogs from Juhi than this, the snog of a lifetime. But he wouldn't say so, as Sly looked so very pleased with himself and Erik knew what it was like to get bad news.

He readjusted his wig and tried to think like Lauren, but it was difficult. Possibly because he was a bloke, or maybe because he didn't know how she actually felt toward Sly. Flirty McFlirterson! That's all he could think of to be, because that's what she did. Supposedly.

"You do put the treat in trick or treat, I'll give you that. You'll be happy to know I've perfected the tricks," Erik replied, waggling his eyebrows as Sly had done before.

AHA! GOOD ONE! Except now he had to go wash his brain. Multiple times. He almost preferred the missing fingers now.