I've been here over a month now. That's not even a blink to some of you, I know. So don't rub it in. But it's a long time for me. I've stopped looking for a way out, stopped hoping just to wake up in my own bed with my cat and my heavy curtains to keep the sun out. This is real. This is my life.

Damn.

Where can I get hooked up with some decent hair gel in this piece? I tried to visualize 'hair gel' and I ended up with something really sticky and so not going in my hair. I think my power is out of tune here. Or my ignorance of the area is working against conjuring simple things. It used to be so easy...

Has anyone ever tried to make a portal out of this place?