this is completely fake and just for laughs and probably written very poorly
OKAY I APPARENTLY DIDN'T MAKE THIS CLEAR, WHAT FOLLOWS IS A TOTAL PARODY COME UP WITH BY YOURS TRULY. I'M REALLY BORED OKAY? Also, I am staying out of any comment fights. should they occur.
The final chapter details the death of Ron Weasley. Poor Ron. He fell in love with the wrong woman! "Hermione!" he exclaims, "I've loved you since third year! We've been through so much together and bloody hell, I can't live without you!"
Hermione inhales deeply and replies "Ron, I can't believe what stupid timing you have. Don't you know that Harry is in danger and Voldemort is probably going to kill everybody?"
Ron hangs his head and kicks at the ground, embarrassed at his admittedly poor timing when Hermione puts her hands on his face and leans in for a kiss. Ron, a shocked look on his face stammers "We could be the next Jim and Pam!" Hermione rolls her eyes, everybody knows that she's team karen. Nevertheless, she leans in and kisses ron again.
(I'm going to skip over this next part because JK describes in rather stunning detail Ron and Hermione's first sexual encounter. What a way to end the series!)
To paraphrase the part that I skipped, however. Ron started off trying to be on top but bloody hell, hermione has always been a woman on top. Say my name, ron! say it! BLOODY HELL, HERMIONE!
alright, here we go.
Ron lays trembling beside an obviously unsatisfied Hermione. "So do you know what's going to happen now?" Hermione asks.
"OH MY GOD YOU'RE PREGNANT!" Ron screams!
"You're an idiot, Ron" Hermione says in a rather unsettling voice.
"Bloody hell."
"I've been keeping this a secret for years. What you're about to hear is shocking and terrifying, Ron."
Ron whimpers.
"Ron, I'm not human, I'm actually a Praying Mantis, Do you know what this means, Ron?"
Ron wets himself.
"I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!" Hermione screams as she morphs into the green bug and proceeds to bite ron's head off.
Nobody heard ron scream.
who will be Hermione's next victim?
The final chapter details the death of Ron Weasley. Poor Ron. He fell in love with the wrong woman! "Hermione!" he exclaims, "I've loved you since third year! We've been through so much together and bloody hell, I can't live without you!"
Hermione inhales deeply and replies "Ron, I can't believe what stupid timing you have. Don't you know that Harry is in danger and Voldemort is probably going to kill everybody?"
Ron hangs his head and kicks at the ground, embarrassed at his admittedly poor timing when Hermione puts her hands on his face and leans in for a kiss. Ron, a shocked look on his face stammers "We could be the next Jim and Pam!" Hermione rolls her eyes, everybody knows that she's team karen. Nevertheless, she leans in and kisses ron again.
(I'm going to skip over this next part because JK describes in rather stunning detail Ron and Hermione's first sexual encounter. What a way to end the series!)
To paraphrase the part that I skipped, however. Ron started off trying to be on top but bloody hell, hermione has always been a woman on top. Say my name, ron! say it! BLOODY HELL, HERMIONE!
alright, here we go.
Ron lays trembling beside an obviously unsatisfied Hermione. "So do you know what's going to happen now?" Hermione asks.
"OH MY GOD YOU'RE PREGNANT!" Ron screams!
"You're an idiot, Ron" Hermione says in a rather unsettling voice.
"Bloody hell."
"I've been keeping this a secret for years. What you're about to hear is shocking and terrifying, Ron."
Ron whimpers.
"Ron, I'm not human, I'm actually a Praying Mantis, Do you know what this means, Ron?"
Ron wets himself.
"I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!" Hermione screams as she morphs into the green bug and proceeds to bite ron's head off.
Nobody heard ron scream.
who will be Hermione's next victim?