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[highonwaves]

Tezuka-kun and Oishi-kun are encouraging an open discussion of relationships at the moment. So I thought I would weigh in and offer some advice.

• Don't fall in love
• Don't get into a relationship with your best friend
• Get a cute human pet instead, they're much more fun
• Make sure it's a pet you're not physically attracted to but are happy to grope and

Comments

[zenzaitensai]

It sounds like you're saying "find someone with low self-esteem and lead them on until the end of time."

[highonwaves]

Do you think I'm leading you on, Mary-kun?

[zenzaitensai]

A "pet" with less intelligence might get the wrong idea. But I'm fine.

[highonwaves]

Oh no. What have I done that could be misinterpreted in that way? Is it the shrimp crisps?

[zenzaitensai]

In this post alone, or in general?

[highonwaves]

Five examples of general things.

[zenzaitensai]

Easy.

Every time you grope me
That time you offered me a hand
When you try to stick your tongue down my throat for no real reason
Your keen interest in my between-the-legs washing
Bathing together in general

But I don't have the wrong idea.

[highonwaves]

But I do a combination of all those things with lots of people.

Have I really only offered you a hand once? How unhelpful of me.

[zenzaitensai]

Some of them probably have the wrong idea except Yamazaki

I have two perfectly good ones, thanks.

[highonwaves]

I hope Atobe-kun and Kai aren't among them. I only share my snacks with you though, you'll be happy to know.

Do you ever use them?

[zenzaitensai]

I thought Atobe-kun was for a bit. Then I realized he has a thing for Sakaki-sensei. I don't know about Kai-senpai, but he should be dedicated to Daikichi's happiness.

I like to knit.

[highonwaves]

I think Atobe-kun also likes a few swimmers. Kai needs to get his act together and stop being a terrible kisser before he tries getting the wrong idea.

I know. Can I commission some gloves from you for winter?

[zenzaitensai]

Practice makes perfect.

Yes. Color preference?

[highonwaves]

Maybe you should give him some pointers.

I want a pattern.

[zenzaitensai]

He should dedicate his life to Daikichi.

Any particular pattern?

[highonwaves]

.... This is Kai we're talking about, not you.

Seashells.