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Tezuka-kun and Oishi-kun are encouraging an open discussion of relationships at the moment. So I thought I would weigh in and offer some advice.

• Don't fall in love
• Don't get into a relationship with your best friend
• Get a cute human pet instead, they're much more fun
• Make sure it's a pet you're not physically attracted to but are happy to grope and cuddle with
• Make sure you find their flaws acceptable

For example:



Mary-kun is a fantastic example of a pet. He's too short, but he's funny enough. And even though he's a terrible hugger, he's nice to cuddle anyway.

• Find your own Mary-kun

And my final piece of advice is always make sure to wear the correct condom size. If you need help with sizes, Mary-kun is also very knowledgeable about them and good at chosing sizes.