When you live at Starbucks...
It's been awhile since one of these. Maybe I'll right something serious in here later, but now, quiz time.
Let's find out my pickup line, shall we?
Your Pickup Line Is
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as hot as you... I'd have a 5 cents.
The Magical Pick Up Line Generator
So basically I've seen 1 hot girl in my life? Wow, my life must suck.
So Star Wars does a horoscope?
Star Wars Horoscope for Scorpio
You are a powerful character.
You tend to be possessive and lusty - which explains your greedy nature.
You feel threatened when people try to order you around or control you.
You are prone to suspicion and jealousy - but your resilience and passion get you what you want.
Star wars character you are most like: Han Solo
What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
Since I'm on the cusp....
Star Wars Horoscope for Libra
You are on a lifelong pursuit of justice and determined to succeed.
You convey the art of persuasion through force.
You always display your supreme intelligence.
You have a great talent in obtaining balance between yourself and your surroundings.
Star wars character you are most like: Obi Wan Kenobie
What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
Yeah, they both suck.
You Should Spend the Holidays In
Australia - on the beach with a plastic Christmas tree.
What Country Should You Spend the Holidays In?
Never been to Australia, but I have been down under, if you get my drift. G'day.
For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:
Twelve punk rockers drumming
Eleven carolers a-caroling
Ten elves a-leaping
Nine ladies baking cookies
Eight llamas a-milking
Seven fruitcakes a-festering
Six puppies a-barking
Five Golden Girls
Four calling booty calls
Three French chefs bearing escargot
Two bottles of whiskey
And a owl in a pine tree
What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?
2 bottles of whiskey, now we're talkin. As for the rest of this, I'll pass.
Your Holiday Personality is Fun
You're all about the celebrating. Whether you're partying hard or singing along to Christmas music, you're totally enjoying the holidays.
Make your own Christmas ornaments. Create a holiday mix for all your friends' stockings. Run around your neighborhood late Christmas Eve ringing bells.
How Should You Spend the Holidays?
Andrew WK said it best. When it's time to party we will party hard.
You're a Total Grinch
Ouch! You make the Grinch seem like Santa Claus. Holidays definitely aren't your thing.
Just relax, and create your own tradition. Even if it's drinking spiked hot chocolate and heckling carolers.
Are You a Grinch?
You're damn right. And don't forget it.
Your Dominant Thinking Style: Modifying
Super logical and rational, you consider every fact available to you.
You don't make rash decisions and are rarely moved by emotion.
You prefer what's known and proven - to the new and untested.
You tend to ground those around you and add stability.
What's Your Thinking Style?
Man, these things really ARE accurate sometimes.
You Are 61% Ready for Marriage
You are almost ready for marriage, and you could be ready to be engaged.
You're still figuring out the details of your ideal relationship!
Are You Ready for Marriage?
I kinda believe this. I'd have a hell of a time narrowing down a wedding party, that's for goddamn sure.
You Are Very Mature
Even though you may not always feel like it, you're a full fledged adult.
And while everyone should be as mature as you, most people aren't!
Are You Immature?
I'm really getting ahead in life with this so far, lemme tell ya...
You Are 44% Nerdy
You may be a bit surprised with this score, but your more of a closet nerd than an actual nerd.
Stop denying your inner nerd! You're truly dorkier than you think.
How Nerdy Are You?
Complete bullshit. I'm a nerd. All of you know this. It's why you love me.
Your Life is 50% Perfect
Your life is pretty normal - sometimes great, sometimes not so great.
You have a lot of good stuff going on. Your life may be more perfect than you realize.
How Perfect is Your Life?
Somehow I'm not surprised. In 2007 I'm gonna try and up it to 75%. Wish me luck.
You Passed Your Driver's Test
Congratulations, you got 7/10 correct.
You're a good driver - at least, when you want to be.
Are You a Good Driver?
Who gives a fuck. I'm a great driver. I just told you.
Your Movie Buff Quotient: 78%
You are a total movie buff. Classics, blockbusters, indie favorites... you've seen most of them.
Your friends know to come to you whenever they need a few good DVD rental suggestions.
Are You a Movie Buff?
Yet my DVD collection seems inadequate. There's another way to improve in 2007.
Your Vocabulary Score: B-
You have a zealous love for the English language, and many find your vocabulary edifying.
Don't fret that you didn't get every word right, your vocabulary can be easily ameliorated!
How's Your Vocabulary?
This is me not caring. That's why I'm always shift F7 away from sounding smarter.
Your Vote Score: 80% Republican, 20% Democrat
While you don't always agree with the Republican party, it's a pretty good match for you.
Do be sure to research each candidate. A conservative Democrat or independent candidate might fit you better at times.
Should You Vote Republican or Democrat?
This is me in a nutshell. I don't always agree with my party. Especially about abortion. I know many people whose parents should have spent a little more time making that decision.
Hope you enjoyed.
Let's find out my pickup line, shall we?
Your Pickup Line Is
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as hot as you... I'd have a 5 cents.
The Magical Pick Up Line Generator
So basically I've seen 1 hot girl in my life? Wow, my life must suck.
So Star Wars does a horoscope?
Star Wars Horoscope for Scorpio
You are a powerful character.
You tend to be possessive and lusty - which explains your greedy nature.
You feel threatened when people try to order you around or control you.
You are prone to suspicion and jealousy - but your resilience and passion get you what you want.
Star wars character you are most like: Han Solo
What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
Since I'm on the cusp....
Star Wars Horoscope for Libra
You are on a lifelong pursuit of justice and determined to succeed.
You convey the art of persuasion through force.
You always display your supreme intelligence.
You have a great talent in obtaining balance between yourself and your surroundings.
Star wars character you are most like: Obi Wan Kenobie
What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
Yeah, they both suck.
You Should Spend the Holidays In
Australia - on the beach with a plastic Christmas tree.
What Country Should You Spend the Holidays In?
Never been to Australia, but I have been down under, if you get my drift. G'day.
For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:
Twelve punk rockers drumming
Eleven carolers a-caroling
Ten elves a-leaping
Nine ladies baking cookies
Eight llamas a-milking
Seven fruitcakes a-festering
Six puppies a-barking
Five Golden Girls
Four calling booty calls
Three French chefs bearing escargot
Two bottles of whiskey
And a owl in a pine tree
What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?
2 bottles of whiskey, now we're talkin. As for the rest of this, I'll pass.
Your Holiday Personality is Fun
You're all about the celebrating. Whether you're partying hard or singing along to Christmas music, you're totally enjoying the holidays.
Make your own Christmas ornaments. Create a holiday mix for all your friends' stockings. Run around your neighborhood late Christmas Eve ringing bells.
How Should You Spend the Holidays?
Andrew WK said it best. When it's time to party we will party hard.
You're a Total Grinch
Ouch! You make the Grinch seem like Santa Claus. Holidays definitely aren't your thing.
Just relax, and create your own tradition. Even if it's drinking spiked hot chocolate and heckling carolers.
Are You a Grinch?
You're damn right. And don't forget it.
Your Dominant Thinking Style: Modifying
Super logical and rational, you consider every fact available to you.
You don't make rash decisions and are rarely moved by emotion.
You prefer what's known and proven - to the new and untested.
You tend to ground those around you and add stability.
What's Your Thinking Style?
Man, these things really ARE accurate sometimes.
You Are 61% Ready for Marriage
You are almost ready for marriage, and you could be ready to be engaged.
You're still figuring out the details of your ideal relationship!
Are You Ready for Marriage?
I kinda believe this. I'd have a hell of a time narrowing down a wedding party, that's for goddamn sure.
You Are Very Mature
Even though you may not always feel like it, you're a full fledged adult.
And while everyone should be as mature as you, most people aren't!
Are You Immature?
I'm really getting ahead in life with this so far, lemme tell ya...
You Are 44% Nerdy
You may be a bit surprised with this score, but your more of a closet nerd than an actual nerd.
Stop denying your inner nerd! You're truly dorkier than you think.
How Nerdy Are You?
Complete bullshit. I'm a nerd. All of you know this. It's why you love me.
Your Life is 50% Perfect
Your life is pretty normal - sometimes great, sometimes not so great.
You have a lot of good stuff going on. Your life may be more perfect than you realize.
How Perfect is Your Life?
Somehow I'm not surprised. In 2007 I'm gonna try and up it to 75%. Wish me luck.
You Passed Your Driver's Test
Congratulations, you got 7/10 correct.
You're a good driver - at least, when you want to be.
Are You a Good Driver?
Who gives a fuck. I'm a great driver. I just told you.
Your Movie Buff Quotient: 78%
You are a total movie buff. Classics, blockbusters, indie favorites... you've seen most of them.
Your friends know to come to you whenever they need a few good DVD rental suggestions.
Are You a Movie Buff?
Yet my DVD collection seems inadequate. There's another way to improve in 2007.
Your Vocabulary Score: B-
You have a zealous love for the English language, and many find your vocabulary edifying.
Don't fret that you didn't get every word right, your vocabulary can be easily ameliorated!
How's Your Vocabulary?
This is me not caring. That's why I'm always shift F7 away from sounding smarter.
Your Vote Score: 80% Republican, 20% Democrat
While you don't always agree with the Republican party, it's a pretty good match for you.
Do be sure to research each candidate. A conservative Democrat or independent candidate might fit you better at times.
Should You Vote Republican or Democrat?
This is me in a nutshell. I don't always agree with my party. Especially about abortion. I know many people whose parents should have spent a little more time making that decision.
Hope you enjoyed.