Kenneth Burke: A Damned Theorist.

[highland_harp]

So, I've started my theorist paper on Kenneth Burke (yes, it's just as exciting as it sounds) and I'm absolutely astonished at how little I have to say about this man and his theories. It's not that he EXTREMELY dull, but I guess...I just don't give a rat's ass about him. I'm not in college to hear about rhetorical theorists... that's a whole other route altogether. I'm here for literary theoriests. Bollucks.

I've got about 1 1/2 hours to eat dinner, so it looks like once again it's gonna be a chicken sandwich. :S Huzzah.