mindless
Paulette walked through the door just as Jeff was bringing out an overfilled black hefty bag. He had tied the bag with a double knot and the black plastic was turning white under the stress of it's contents. "taking out the trash, eh? Well it's about fucking time" Paulette said jokingly as she tossed her keys onto the antique desk that was littered with bills.
"I just couldn't take it any more," he said straining to drag the bag through the doorway, "they wouldn't stop calling me 'big head'!"
Now Paulette knew something was odd and she took a second to listen for the sound of their 2 adopted Nigerian toddlers...Nothing. "What's in the bag Jeff," she proclaimed with urgency, "what's in the FUCKING BAG?"
Jeff just smiled and kept dragging. Just as he reached the door Paulette dove towards him ripping at the bag. It tore easily after being under such stress, it's contents spilling out in the doorway. She watched in horror as little Umbectu's head rolled out onto the porch.
"That'll teach those little bastards to laugh at me!"
Paulette just chuckled, "well, i guess it's back to the adoption agency...again!"
They laughed wildly while picking up the little arms that were scattered on the floor.
"I just couldn't take it any more," he said straining to drag the bag through the doorway, "they wouldn't stop calling me 'big head'!"
Now Paulette knew something was odd and she took a second to listen for the sound of their 2 adopted Nigerian toddlers...Nothing. "What's in the bag Jeff," she proclaimed with urgency, "what's in the FUCKING BAG?"
Jeff just smiled and kept dragging. Just as he reached the door Paulette dove towards him ripping at the bag. It tore easily after being under such stress, it's contents spilling out in the doorway. She watched in horror as little Umbectu's head rolled out onto the porch.
"That'll teach those little bastards to laugh at me!"
Paulette just chuckled, "well, i guess it's back to the adoption agency...again!"
They laughed wildly while picking up the little arms that were scattered on the floor.