003 - Valentine's Event

[higherfunctions]

[This is all in Sherlock's handwriting, due to it being written by his quill. It's a little more...cursive, perhaps. The 'i's are dotted with hearts. And rather than bizarre, gory drawings, there are more little hearts doodles around the side of the page. And a dove. And wings. And smiley faces. And more hearts.]

I love him, I love him, I love him!!

Comments

[redwhiteandhero]

Called that.

[higherfunctions]

[Still chatting to the quill here, Alfred.]

Did you? Oh wow, what a coincidence. We must be made for eachother! [Talking about itself and Sherlock, of course...]

[redwhiteandhero]

Oh hell no.

[higherfunctions]

Oh hell yes, darling.

...What, don't you think we'd...work together? I mean, I know it's unexpected, what with us being so different, but I really think we'll overcome that.

[slug_healer]

Are you feeling all right?

[higherfunctions]

[Quill sez:] I'm feeling wonderful!

[gravitysmybitch]

Your possesions are running amok as well I see.

[higherfunctions]

I beg your pardon? His possessions aren't running amok at all. I've come alive with love, it's not like I'm causing chaos or anything.

Who are you, anyway? I bet he doesn't like you as much.

[gravitysmybitch]

Oh I don't know...I'm sure Sherlock won't appreciate your declarations.

Probably not but I'm not surprised at all.

[higherfunctions]

Are you kidding? He adores me!

[And a long scribble of ink, because Sherlock is wrestling with his quill, and finally getting it to write what he wants.]

...this is ridiculous.