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003 - Valentine's Event

Feb 13, 2011 20:03

[This is all in Sherlock's handwriting, due to it being written by his quill. It's a little more...cursive, perhaps. The 'i's are dotted with hearts. And rather than bizarre, gory drawings, there are more little hearts doodles around the side of the page. And a dove. And wings. And smiley faces. And more hearts.]

I love him, I love him, I love him!!

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not my area, this isn't funny, i hate humanity

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redwhiteandhero February 13 2011, 20:06:11 UTC

Called that.

higherfunctions February 13 2011, 20:08:30 UTC

[Still chatting to the quill here, Alfred.]

Did you? Oh wow, what a coincidence. We must be made for eachother! [Talking about itself and Sherlock, of course...]

redwhiteandhero February 13 2011, 20:10:10 UTC

Oh hell no.

higherfunctions February 13 2011, 20:15:59 UTC

Oh hell yes, darling.

...What, don't you think we'd...work together? I mean, I know it's unexpected, what with us being so different, but I really think we'll overcome that.

redwhiteandhero February 13 2011, 20:17:29 UTC

I'm not gay for one thing!

higherfunctions February 13 2011, 20:19:47 UTC

...Who said anything about you?

Ugh. No. No, my man's much nicer than you.

redwhiteandhero February 13 2011, 20:20:50 UTC

[Flksfj--]

You were talking about me, asshole!

higherfunctions February 13 2011, 20:22:48 UTC

I was not. Call me that again and my boyfriend will beat you up.

redwhiteandhero February 13 2011, 20:23:32 UTC

Who is it then? I'd like to see them try.

higherfunctions February 13 2011, 20:27:33 UTC

Ugh, you are such a simpleton. Sherlock Holmes, obviously. And you'd be in the Hospital Wing in seconds, because- oh my God, he's looking at me, I'm so excited

[Inkblots.]

Apparently inanimate objects can be affected by love potions. I'd call it interesting, but right now it's just getting on my nerves.

redwhiteandhero February 13 2011, 20:28:10 UTC

... What.

higherfunctions February 13 2011, 20:35:20 UTC

You were just conversing with my quill, which seems to have developed an undying love for me. It's letting me use it normally, but it seems to be shivering in pleasure every time I touch it, so excuse my handwriting.

[Which is indeed slightly messier than normal, but let's face it, it's always all over the place.]

redwhiteandhero February 13 2011, 20:36:25 UTC

Oh, gross!

higherfunctions February 13 2011, 20:38:04 UTC

It's not my fault. I'd really prefer it not to happen either.

Someone spread love potion on various inanimate objects last night.

redwhiteandhero February 13 2011, 20:39:12 UTC

That's... really stupid.

higherfunctions February 13 2011, 20:40:27 UTC

Wonderful, we agree on something.

Incidentally, why do you assume I'm in love with you at every turn?

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