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I've learned something. Hot glue guns and I do not mix. I burnt myself yesterday and it's made a cool looking bubble. Erm.
We've met this person quite a while ago. She's still producing crap though so another spork fest!
Title: An elf, cat and a fox? OH MY! CHAOS! God smites you now!
Culprit Author's Name: Black Shadowed Rose Yami Fan
Rating:
Full Name:
Alex
Ducky/Sarah
Mika/Sky
Species:
Alex - some sort of cat demon
Ducky - fox demon I guess
Mika - an Elf? The hell?
Hair Color:
Alex - Don't know
Ducky - Don't know
Mika - "her hair, that was gold, but dyed to brown"
Eye Color:
Alex - "beautiful, forest piercing green eyes, that held, secretes, regret, and mystery, and chaos" All in that order.
Ducky - "were of a sea of blues" People have eyes that big?
Mika - "piercing black eyes"
Markings: I don't want to type it down. It's too awful
Possessions: The entire canon so that she may rape it whenever she feels like it. *sobs*
Origin: scaped from Lucifer's posse and decided to reak havoc on the YYH universe.
Connections to Canon: The four guys are sent to hunt them down and they get in a fight. Thankfully, we're not past that.
Special Abilities: Can turn into a cat, fox and elf. And make everyone OOC.
Pros: Nothing!
Cons: The Spelling Saints and Grammar Gods are writhing in agony and dying slowly. The names are often not capitalized and OOCness bitch-slaps sane people. For some odd reason, she takes over five paragraphs to describe their "manision." It sucks out loud. Run-on sentences of doom make their comeback as well. These girls are the masters of logic and refuse to let it out of its tiny cage. I bet there will also be romance and the guys will die. Oh, yes. The entire story is in bold, like her last one. It burns the eyes.
Sample: For your viewing displeasure, I have taken the bold off.
A hand with claw like nails, shot out and grabbed the clock, wrestling it to the floor while a the person wrestling it was saying "AAHHHH! i'll kill you!" and stuff. The hell is that? Damn run-on sentence of doom!
Then as the person was doing that,the person got up from having ripped the thing apart, What? and tripped on the cord, and fell on her but saying "I hate monday morning karma", another person came into the room, and glared at the other on the floor. *bashes head with bat*
"I hope you are happy! 'Cause, unless you get ready, we are going to be late for school Alex!" Yeah, they go to school. For some unholy reason
The said girl got up and walked over to her sister saying "So? I really don't care a flying rat's-" balls. No love for the rat but got cut off when a hand shot out and covered her mouth and a voice said, "Now, why can't we all just get along? Please, pleaes, please Mika! just this once!"
Mika sighed and said "Alrighty, go and get dreesed, What is this this 'dreesed?' and that means change your clothes," ...ewww.. she said to them, mostly to their other sister, Ducky, as she and them got ready, and went to the three bath rooms in their whole entire house. Argh! Their 'house' was actually a manision. *blinks*
That had, at least 20 rooms, a large size living room, fit for a queen, that had the most largest t.v. screen, that was at least $4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and had a silk black, long couch that reached the ends of the room sitting infront of the t.v., and a large half the size of the couch love seat that is green, and another that is red. The walls in the living room, are painted, sivler, one wall with a ten tailed fox standing up, the other with a black dragon laying down, another with a cat sitting up staring at you, and the last one, had a picture of the famous youko, the legendary thief. I dare someone to say that sentence out loud without taking in a breath
Alex's room, had dark midnight blue walls, with a cat abouve her bed, that is a king size one, and she had a flat screen t.v. at least half the size of the one down starirs, and the same chairs, just white. Why do we care?
Ducky's room had, forest green walls that had trees, and one wall had her fox form sleeping on it. Her bed is the size of alex's, with her baby fox pup, a artic fox, sleeping on it, and the same, chairs, just silver. And the t.v. Again, not caring
And last, but not least, Mika's room had, black walls, and one wall had a dragon laying down, the other a elf, and the same bed, and the same chairs, and t.v., just black. Now it's just annoying
The three bath rooms, looked like one, ...nevermind it being the size of the living room and all, they pretty mich Why is a family member of mine there? get lost in the house. Tense change!
The kitchen, is the size of the living room, has an island, and red tiles, and painting, with the girl's right animal, What does THAT mean? aside from their pets, they have the fox, moishi, What's a 'moishi?' and their wolf, rain, that had dark midnight blue fur, but had grey/blue eyes, and that has 7 tails, and teeth half the size of a t-rex's! But he never hurt them. What the hell? What are they describing?
When she was ready, Alex came out in, a pair of blue jeans, with white tennis shoes, and wearing a baby blue belly top, and she had her midnight blue hair, down and it reached her shoulders, she was around, yusuke's height. When her hair was down, it framed her, beautiful, forest piercing green eyes, that held, secretes, regret, and mystery, and chaos. Self-insert. Probably falls in love with Yusuke hismelf
When, Ducky, came out, she had on, a green belly top, and white shoes, and black jeans, and her, hair that was brown, she died it black, was up in a pony tail, haing to the side, and her long bangs, framed her eyes, that were of a sea of blues, and went to her chin. She was roughly, hiei's height. I bet she falls in love with Hiei too.
Mika came out in, a green belly top, blue jeans, her hair, that was gold, but dyed to brown, was down, to her shoulders, her bangs framed her piercing black eyes, and she was wearing white tennis shoes to! She was also two feet under kurama. Ten bucks says she falls in love with Kurama
We've met this person quite a while ago. She's still producing crap though so another spork fest!
Title: An elf, cat and a fox? OH MY! CHAOS! God smites you now!
Culprit Author's Name: Black Shadowed Rose Yami Fan
Rating:
Full Name:
Alex
Ducky/Sarah
Mika/Sky
Species:
Alex - some sort of cat demon
Ducky - fox demon I guess
Mika - an Elf? The hell?
Hair Color:
Alex - Don't know
Ducky - Don't know
Mika - "her hair, that was gold, but dyed to brown"
Eye Color:
Alex - "beautiful, forest piercing green eyes, that held, secretes, regret, and mystery, and chaos" All in that order.
Ducky - "were of a sea of blues" People have eyes that big?
Mika - "piercing black eyes"
Markings: I don't want to type it down. It's too awful
Possessions: The entire canon so that she may rape it whenever she feels like it. *sobs*
Origin: scaped from Lucifer's posse and decided to reak havoc on the YYH universe.
Connections to Canon: The four guys are sent to hunt them down and they get in a fight. Thankfully, we're not past that.
Special Abilities: Can turn into a cat, fox and elf. And make everyone OOC.
Pros: Nothing!
Cons: The Spelling Saints and Grammar Gods are writhing in agony and dying slowly. The names are often not capitalized and OOCness bitch-slaps sane people. For some odd reason, she takes over five paragraphs to describe their "manision." It sucks out loud. Run-on sentences of doom make their comeback as well. These girls are the masters of logic and refuse to let it out of its tiny cage. I bet there will also be romance and the guys will die. Oh, yes. The entire story is in bold, like her last one. It burns the eyes.
Sample: For your viewing displeasure, I have taken the bold off.
A hand with claw like nails, shot out and grabbed the clock, wrestling it to the floor while a the person wrestling it was saying "AAHHHH! i'll kill you!" and stuff. The hell is that? Damn run-on sentence of doom!
Then as the person was doing that,the person got up from having ripped the thing apart, What? and tripped on the cord, and fell on her but saying "I hate monday morning karma", another person came into the room, and glared at the other on the floor. *bashes head with bat*
"I hope you are happy! 'Cause, unless you get ready, we are going to be late for school Alex!" Yeah, they go to school. For some unholy reason
The said girl got up and walked over to her sister saying "So? I really don't care a flying rat's-" balls. No love for the rat but got cut off when a hand shot out and covered her mouth and a voice said, "Now, why can't we all just get along? Please, pleaes, please Mika! just this once!"
Mika sighed and said "Alrighty, go and get dreesed, What is this this 'dreesed?' and that means change your clothes," ...ewww.. she said to them, mostly to their other sister, Ducky, as she and them got ready, and went to the three bath rooms in their whole entire house. Argh! Their 'house' was actually a manision. *blinks*
That had, at least 20 rooms, a large size living room, fit for a queen, that had the most largest t.v. screen, that was at least $4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and had a silk black, long couch that reached the ends of the room sitting infront of the t.v., and a large half the size of the couch love seat that is green, and another that is red. The walls in the living room, are painted, sivler, one wall with a ten tailed fox standing up, the other with a black dragon laying down, another with a cat sitting up staring at you, and the last one, had a picture of the famous youko, the legendary thief. I dare someone to say that sentence out loud without taking in a breath
Alex's room, had dark midnight blue walls, with a cat abouve her bed, that is a king size one, and she had a flat screen t.v. at least half the size of the one down starirs, and the same chairs, just white. Why do we care?
Ducky's room had, forest green walls that had trees, and one wall had her fox form sleeping on it. Her bed is the size of alex's, with her baby fox pup, a artic fox, sleeping on it, and the same, chairs, just silver. And the t.v. Again, not caring
And last, but not least, Mika's room had, black walls, and one wall had a dragon laying down, the other a elf, and the same bed, and the same chairs, and t.v., just black. Now it's just annoying
The three bath rooms, looked like one, ...nevermind it being the size of the living room and all, they pretty mich Why is a family member of mine there? get lost in the house. Tense change!
The kitchen, is the size of the living room, has an island, and red tiles, and painting, with the girl's right animal, What does THAT mean? aside from their pets, they have the fox, moishi, What's a 'moishi?' and their wolf, rain, that had dark midnight blue fur, but had grey/blue eyes, and that has 7 tails, and teeth half the size of a t-rex's! But he never hurt them. What the hell? What are they describing?
When she was ready, Alex came out in, a pair of blue jeans, with white tennis shoes, and wearing a baby blue belly top, and she had her midnight blue hair, down and it reached her shoulders, she was around, yusuke's height. When her hair was down, it framed her, beautiful, forest piercing green eyes, that held, secretes, regret, and mystery, and chaos. Self-insert. Probably falls in love with Yusuke hismelf
When, Ducky, came out, she had on, a green belly top, and white shoes, and black jeans, and her, hair that was brown, she died it black, was up in a pony tail, haing to the side, and her long bangs, framed her eyes, that were of a sea of blues, and went to her chin. She was roughly, hiei's height. I bet she falls in love with Hiei too.
Mika came out in, a green belly top, blue jeans, her hair, that was gold, but dyed to brown, was down, to her shoulders, her bangs framed her piercing black eyes, and she was wearing white tennis shoes to! She was also two feet under kurama. Ten bucks says she falls in love with Kurama