The Extremely bad Vampire FanFic. And Then Some.

[hieisues]

Welcome to the incredibly bad vampire fic I talked about a while ago. It is so awful, you'll have to cleanse yourself with hydrogen peroxide and wash your eyes out with acid. Yeah, it's just that bad.

Title: Forbidden Flame Child A.K.A., The Worst Story With Vampires Ever Told

Culprit Author's Name: soft whispers in the wind

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Comments

[lino_en_kuldes]

Can I sic Cannibal!Zoro on this fic. It just sucks... bad. No pun intended.

[stormbringer986]

My eyes BURN! I'm not even sure if they exist any more. I can't even think of a word appropriate to describe this thing.
The punctuation (or lack of it), the monstrous pile of quotations, the HORRIBLE "vampire" talk.....All of it makes me wish desparately for a volcano to open up in my back yard so I can go throw myself into it. Spontaneous combustion is also a good idea.

Seriously though, my computer hated it enough that it killed the window when I first looked at it.

[phantomsues]

Ow! The punctuation! It burns! I think this suethor needs a visit from Mr. Period.