My life is turning into a horror film

Oct 31, 2012 23:31

My city has a curfew and Halloween has been pushed back til the fifth of November. Sounds like a Scream, huh? It's not due to some fucktard in a mask, it's due to Sandy. Bad enough, all the locals sing that line like John Travolta "Oh Sandeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!".

I reclaimed Halloween. I put my MAC makeup on (I was pink DRAGON! RAWR!) and dressed up my dogs. I sat on my porch with candy. Fuck you, fatass. It is Halloween. Halloween is not the fifth.

I want a baby soooooooooooooooooo bad, but this Halloween and last Halloween make me glad no one wants to inseminate me. This year we offically got banned and last year me had snow. When I have children, Halloween will be EPIC. That is all.
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