Because I think I am hilarious

Jan 28, 2009 21:05

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY8nRfEnWtc&NR=1

Grease - "You're The One That I Want"

Somehow, and I don't know why, I can imagine X Japan singing this, all five of them, plus whoever else they've invited to their drunken karaoke party of fun times. I can picture Yoshiki trying to sing the John Travolta parts while trying to not laugh while hide and Toshi are both Olivia Newton John because you know hide would be up there dancing about like a mad fool, and Toshi can reach painfully high notes, lucky bastard, and the two of them together are a comedic duo. Pata would offer support with the ooh oooh ooooh part and Heath would be on tambourine, drunk back up for Yoshiki Travolta.

The key point is they're all drunk, and it's frickin Grease.

In fact, any group of grown men singing this song would be hilarious, as long as they were obviously having fun.

But seriously. Yoshiki singing "I better shape up...because you ehehehehe NEED A MAAAAAAAAAAN"

and then hide and Toshi going "I NEED A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN WHO CAN KEEP ME SATISFIEDDDD" with appropriate gestures/dance moves/haughty female swagger.

"ehehhehe I better shape up...if..ahaha I'm gonna proveee"

"YOU BETTER PROVVVEEEEE, THAT MY FAITH IS JUSTIFIIIEEEDDDDDDDDDDD"

and then all together

"YOURETHEONEIWANT OH OH OH HAAAANNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" because the Japanese say hani not hunny.

I kill myself. Oh 1993 X Japan. You inspire me with your crazy antics.

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