Being Chris Miller, and in depth look in the mind of an imbecile.
Ok., before i go into my journal entry i have to write a few quick things.
Election day is today. for the people that are voting, dont shove your bullshit ideas down other peoples throats. Bush isnt right, kerry isnt right, its who you think will do the most for you that you should vote for. so dont hate people cause they are pro-bush or pro-anyone else. and besides, we all know the best candidate is batman, so why bother?
Battle of the bands is coming drastically close, and im scared shitless. Please if you are reading this, even if you dont like me, come to see the show. It would mean the world to tom, mike, kurt, and i. and dont forget about MILITIA SPIRIT DAY. thats right, all militia members, the boys where suits on friday, and the girls can wear something nice. it would be chice if everyone could wear dresses, but i hear thats a pain in the ass. whatever, as long as you show some kind of spirit on friday.
anyways here is my entry. i was racking my brain trying to think of ideas for a new journal entry. and i realized that im pretty low on thoughts at the moment, seeing as i am in half comatose. then i thought of a brilliant plan. maybe people would like to know what the writing process for my live journal is. well here it is, in a step by step process that even includes pictures!
1. ussually journal entrys start off when something catches my eye. Such as looking outside here in this picture.
2. or sometimes i will read something on the internet that will spark my interest.
^ here i am saying "WTfuck did lisa ayr just say in her away message?"
Or sometimes i will see something in school, like a mass of people being stupid
^this is self explanitory
or a great movie like this...
or a great band like this
3.
I KNOW WHAT I WILL DO!!!
4.I will pose as the great dictator that i am and write a live journal entry!
^I am such a supreme dictator
5. Of course however, i cannot go into this process hastily. I must first think of something that is honest and rash, yet witty, and full of opinion, which is mine, and allways right. Therefore i put on my awesome 20's hat and think things over.
6. after thoroghly thinking through my entire editorial, i start on the great path that is typing it up.
^BAM!
7. Sometimes, when a person really pisses me off, or is a complete dumbass, i must don my awesome helmet of aryan justice and own some fuckin ass.
^PWNED
8. Finnaly when i finish my article, i send it to live journal and then post it in my profile. after which i give myself a good old fist pump and a gracious "yessssssssss"
9. then you kids get to read it! amazing aint it! DONT FORGET ABOUT FRIDAY!!!