Psych: Talk Derby To Me
Since I enjoyed this episode so much I thought I'd try making my first episode picspam. Man, I had no idea the ridiculous amount of time it takes to make one!
LASSITER: I've been itching to do some undercover work. And I've got a new moustache guy.
SHAWN: I like where your head is at. Because this is going to take a very specific skill set. There's only one person in this room that can pull it off. I just got one question. (To Jules) Can you skate?
[Oh, Shawn. You build him up only to tear him down.]
GUS: This is Juliet's investigation. We are going to blow her cover. We need to stay out of her way.
SHAWN: You're exactly right, Gus. Or we do the exact opposite. I vote for number two.
JULIET: Shawn. I get this is how you work but this is not how we are going to be doing things. I am lead detective and this is first and foremost a police investigation so if we are going to be partners we are going to be doing things my way.
FOX: I know who this guy is. We see gawkers like him all the time. Real easy to spot. Theres always one thing off about them: clothes, hair, teeth.
SHAWN: You just named my three best features. Fourth on the list: posture. Fifth: elocution.
SHAWN: I'm just looking to score a little face time here with Maniac, you know, for the blog.
JULIET: Nothing I can't handle. I was just about to give them an interview. It was only going to be two words.
[Ha. And the two words were 'Get Lost.' Hardcore, Jules, hardcore.]
CHIEF: Did you break somebody's nose?
JULIET: Yes, I did. Thank you. Oh, but it was a clean hit. It was actually more of a dislocation. You know. It just popped right in. Yeah, she curled into my wingspan so I was totally justified. We're friends now. She has a cat.
CHIEF: I didn't want to do this to you in the first place. And I'll be candid, O'Hara, you tend to dive in a little too deeply when you go undercover.
[So many cute expressions from Juliet. And I'd love to see fic about her past enthusiastic undercover performances.]
CHIEF: This is a typo, right? $800 for skates?
JULIET: Would it help if I told you the other pairs werent cute at all?
[Juliet channels Cher from Clueless.]
JULIET: Ohmigod, is there somebody here? Are you on a date?
SHAWN: No. No no no no no. I, uh, just didn't know if you'd be hungry so I just threw something together quickly.
[Ooooh, Shawn ::hugs you:: Crabcakes and champagne and strawberries!]
JULIET: I don't think you understand. I am undercover right now and things can get real sticky, real fast.
SHAWN: Sticky how?
JULIET: Shawn!
JULIET: Shawn, are we working together or not?
SHAWN: Yes, technically we're working together on this case, but you know what, Jules? I'm not feeling particularly together right now.
JULIET: Then support me! Because I really think I am onto something. Now I got to go and you're either in or you're out. ::steals crabcake::
JULIET: Look, I am really sorry I have to do this to you, but - Carlton?
SHAWN: Jules.
LASSITER: Spencer, you're in the way. Go!
[One: Dude, the look of hurt/disbelief on his face. Two: Juliet calls on Carlton to help her out. Hee.]
CHIEF: A music video shot??? Now I am going to need a pretty damn compelling reason not to pull the plug.
SHAWN: It was me! I felt a vibe... O'Hara said it was a nonstart. I threw a tantrum. I was crying, kicking, and stamping my little feet. I mean, they're not abnormally small.
[What kills me is that she looks down to check.]
LASSITER: Look, Chief, I can get results. Let me in on this.
SHAWN: Sure, Chief. Lassie, seems like a smart choice. We know he's a demon on wheels and of course he's so very good with women.
CHIEF: Under the circumstances I might consider you, Carlton, but you're never more obvious than when you're undercover. Perhaps youve forgotten the prosthetic nose debacle of 2005.
[I love how Jules is cracking up at the idea of Lassie as a ladies' man. And now the idea of Carlton and Jules going undercover together is haunting me.]
JULIET: Thank you for taking the heat on that one, Shawn.
SHAWN: Jules, that's how it goes when you're partners. You'll just have to owe me one. You can dial back the maniac routine, stop pulling rank on me, ordering me around and smoothies are on you until we nab someone.
SHAWN: Thank you, Professor No Help. You're bringing nothing to the table.
GUS: I have a test remember. Besides you're doing perfectly fine with your new partner.
SHAWN: Who, Jules?
GUS: 'Who, Jules?' Who do you think?
SHAWN: Don't be jealous.
GUS: I'm not jealous.
SHAWN: Don't be vexed. You're still number one on my myspace page. Jules and I are just working a case together. Nothing more.
[BFFs forever, Gus. Don't worry ;) ]
LASSITER: Well done, Spencer. I don't know, Chief. You want me to try and get her statement? Of course, I don't speak Mannequin.
[He's such a dork. I love seeing that side! And even Gus and Shawn have to give him props for his line.]
SHAWN: Dude, I can't believe this.You lifted your look right off this mannequin.
GUS: On the contrary, Shawn. Clearly someone is stealing my look.
SHAWN: Right. I did see Tommy Hilfiger creeping from bush to bush sketching you.
[ownd!]
GUS: And you think they are on to Juliet? What do you think they'll do to her?
SHAWN: They may have done it already.
SHAWN: Thank god.
GUS: Thank god? It's a dead person.
SHAWN: Yeah, but it's not Juliet. You're saying it rather be someone we knew and care about? Fine, next time I see Jules I'll just tell her you wish she was dead.
[Shawn Spencer says 'Bring it, bitch' and then... ]
[promptly gets his butt saved by Juliet from a roller derby stampede of pain.]
SHAWN: She got them when she wasnt busy kicking ass. Huh? Can I hear something for Maniac. She really brought it? Am I right? Who's with me? Did I mention Juliet's Roller Derby awesomeness?
[He's so proud.]
[Well, for once Lassie's on the same page with him.]
JULIET: Why are you wearing skates?
SHAWN: Oh, look at that. I guess I am. I don't know. I guess I just thought it was a shame. We have this big beautiful track and no one to skate on it. It's also been a long while since I had a good blister.
ANNOUNCER: This will be a couples skate. Couples only.
::Shawn "trips" and Jules steadies him with her hand::
JULIET: Did you do that on purpose?
SHAWN: No. Maybe. Okay maybe yes. Yes, I did.
JULIET: No, hands.
[Shawn, you sly dork. Still, it worked!]
SHAWN: I can't believe you're still using 'chocolate thunder' as your password.
GUS: You took my exam?
SHAWN: And you know what? Nailed it. Well, almost nailed it. At the very least definitely didn't blow it. I don't think.
[It's all in the delivery! Oh, how Shawn loves to torture Gus. Shawn Spencer: Best Friend or Bestest Friend Ever?]
LASSITER: I've been itching to do some undercover work. And I've got a new moustache guy.
SHAWN: I like where your head is at. Because this is going to take a very specific skill set. There's only one person in this room that can pull it off. I just got one question. (To Jules) Can you skate?
[Oh, Shawn. You build him up only to tear him down.]
GUS: This is Juliet's investigation. We are going to blow her cover. We need to stay out of her way.
SHAWN: You're exactly right, Gus. Or we do the exact opposite. I vote for number two.
JULIET: Shawn. I get this is how you work but this is not how we are going to be doing things. I am lead detective and this is first and foremost a police investigation so if we are going to be partners we are going to be doing things my way.
FOX: I know who this guy is. We see gawkers like him all the time. Real easy to spot. Theres always one thing off about them: clothes, hair, teeth.
SHAWN: You just named my three best features. Fourth on the list: posture. Fifth: elocution.
SHAWN: I'm just looking to score a little face time here with Maniac, you know, for the blog.
JULIET: Nothing I can't handle. I was just about to give them an interview. It was only going to be two words.
[Ha. And the two words were 'Get Lost.' Hardcore, Jules, hardcore.]
CHIEF: Did you break somebody's nose?
JULIET: Yes, I did. Thank you. Oh, but it was a clean hit. It was actually more of a dislocation. You know. It just popped right in. Yeah, she curled into my wingspan so I was totally justified. We're friends now. She has a cat.
CHIEF: I didn't want to do this to you in the first place. And I'll be candid, O'Hara, you tend to dive in a little too deeply when you go undercover.
[So many cute expressions from Juliet. And I'd love to see fic about her past enthusiastic undercover performances.]
CHIEF: This is a typo, right? $800 for skates?
JULIET: Would it help if I told you the other pairs werent cute at all?
[Juliet channels Cher from Clueless.]
JULIET: Ohmigod, is there somebody here? Are you on a date?
SHAWN: No. No no no no no. I, uh, just didn't know if you'd be hungry so I just threw something together quickly.
[Ooooh, Shawn ::hugs you:: Crabcakes and champagne and strawberries!]
JULIET: I don't think you understand. I am undercover right now and things can get real sticky, real fast.
SHAWN: Sticky how?
JULIET: Shawn!
JULIET: Shawn, are we working together or not?
SHAWN: Yes, technically we're working together on this case, but you know what, Jules? I'm not feeling particularly together right now.
JULIET: Then support me! Because I really think I am onto something. Now I got to go and you're either in or you're out. ::steals crabcake::
JULIET: Look, I am really sorry I have to do this to you, but - Carlton?
SHAWN: Jules.
LASSITER: Spencer, you're in the way. Go!
[One: Dude, the look of hurt/disbelief on his face. Two: Juliet calls on Carlton to help her out. Hee.]
CHIEF: A music video shot??? Now I am going to need a pretty damn compelling reason not to pull the plug.
SHAWN: It was me! I felt a vibe... O'Hara said it was a nonstart. I threw a tantrum. I was crying, kicking, and stamping my little feet. I mean, they're not abnormally small.
[What kills me is that she looks down to check.]
LASSITER: Look, Chief, I can get results. Let me in on this.
SHAWN: Sure, Chief. Lassie, seems like a smart choice. We know he's a demon on wheels and of course he's so very good with women.
CHIEF: Under the circumstances I might consider you, Carlton, but you're never more obvious than when you're undercover. Perhaps youve forgotten the prosthetic nose debacle of 2005.
[I love how Jules is cracking up at the idea of Lassie as a ladies' man. And now the idea of Carlton and Jules going undercover together is haunting me.]
JULIET: Thank you for taking the heat on that one, Shawn.
SHAWN: Jules, that's how it goes when you're partners. You'll just have to owe me one. You can dial back the maniac routine, stop pulling rank on me, ordering me around and smoothies are on you until we nab someone.
SHAWN: Thank you, Professor No Help. You're bringing nothing to the table.
GUS: I have a test remember. Besides you're doing perfectly fine with your new partner.
SHAWN: Who, Jules?
GUS: 'Who, Jules?' Who do you think?
SHAWN: Don't be jealous.
GUS: I'm not jealous.
SHAWN: Don't be vexed. You're still number one on my myspace page. Jules and I are just working a case together. Nothing more.
[BFFs forever, Gus. Don't worry ;) ]
LASSITER: Well done, Spencer. I don't know, Chief. You want me to try and get her statement? Of course, I don't speak Mannequin.
[He's such a dork. I love seeing that side! And even Gus and Shawn have to give him props for his line.]
SHAWN: Dude, I can't believe this.You lifted your look right off this mannequin.
GUS: On the contrary, Shawn. Clearly someone is stealing my look.
SHAWN: Right. I did see Tommy Hilfiger creeping from bush to bush sketching you.
[ownd!]
GUS: And you think they are on to Juliet? What do you think they'll do to her?
SHAWN: They may have done it already.
SHAWN: Thank god.
GUS: Thank god? It's a dead person.
SHAWN: Yeah, but it's not Juliet. You're saying it rather be someone we knew and care about? Fine, next time I see Jules I'll just tell her you wish she was dead.
[Shawn Spencer says 'Bring it, bitch' and then... ]
[promptly gets his butt saved by Juliet from a roller derby stampede of pain.]
SHAWN: She got them when she wasnt busy kicking ass. Huh? Can I hear something for Maniac. She really brought it? Am I right? Who's with me? Did I mention Juliet's Roller Derby awesomeness?
[He's so proud.]
[Well, for once Lassie's on the same page with him.]
JULIET: Why are you wearing skates?
SHAWN: Oh, look at that. I guess I am. I don't know. I guess I just thought it was a shame. We have this big beautiful track and no one to skate on it. It's also been a long while since I had a good blister.
ANNOUNCER: This will be a couples skate. Couples only.
::Shawn "trips" and Jules steadies him with her hand::
JULIET: Did you do that on purpose?
SHAWN: No. Maybe. Okay maybe yes. Yes, I did.
JULIET: No, hands.
[Shawn, you sly dork. Still, it worked!]
SHAWN: I can't believe you're still using 'chocolate thunder' as your password.
GUS: You took my exam?
SHAWN: And you know what? Nailed it. Well, almost nailed it. At the very least definitely didn't blow it. I don't think.
[It's all in the delivery! Oh, how Shawn loves to torture Gus. Shawn Spencer: Best Friend or Bestest Friend Ever?]