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• Sun, 16:35: laughed about thinking about laughing at my own fart. this is a strange new low for me.
• Sun, 17:59: coworker today said my bf looks like johnnny depp. um, no, but i'll take that as a #foreverwin anyway. also, we apparently look good tog
• Sun, 17:59: previous facts equal out to that i look good with johnny depp #dontweall
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• Sun, 15:43: i want to sit around annd do nothing tonight. no good movies out, nothin on tv (perhaps it's #businesstime)
• Sun, 15:45: @ atthisvolume yes! i still only have wednnesdays and thursdays off (and no death cramps for the next four weeks :D)
• Sun, 15:50: somebody give me the balls to call a job ad D: if i want this line of work, i have ( Read more... )

• Wed, 12:37: RT @ oldmansearch: aprons without jokes please
• Wed, 12:37: RT @ oldmansearch: sausage now
• Wed, 13:08: kaleidoskop.swf from narod.ru http://t.co/UeRWlAW Um, YAY
• Wed, 13:35: I was going to write something funny about my cat, but then I realised, suddenly, that I don't feel like a real person anymore. I'm detached
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• Sun, 14:06: @ atthisvolume this tweet is 46 characters long
• Sun, 16:29: farted in the toilets aisle. for atmosphere,
• Sun, 19:14: RT @ gothgirlproblem: Everyone I idolize is dead. #gothgirlproblems
• Sun, 19:14: RT @ clarkekant: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
• Sun, 20:51: I LOST

• Fri, 14:58: just drove past 69 bridle path (prince's old house)....and i was almost on the set of being erika (i was near it) #almostnexttofamous
• Fri, 17:16: @ catnipandhoney please reassure me there is no such thing as overboard at your wedding. i really like the dress i just bought for it....
• Fri, 17:33: http://t.co/AIqAI3Z @ catnipandhoney ( Read more... )

• Thu, 14:29: RT @ TRIGGERWARNING: RT @ fapfapmofo @ cuntymouth This is offensive to me; where is the trigger warning!!!!! http://goo.gl/fb/GFEFG
• Fri, 00:09: RT @ HuffingtonPost: Who's hungry for a poop burger? Yes, this exists. http://huff.to/igrek0
• Fri, 10:31: RT @ oldmansearch: gyms with no teenagers indianapolis
• Fri, 10:32: RT @ jinanne: I wish ( Read more... )

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Feel free to use these in any fictional story (they would work really well in the sims universe, especially words like "pomegrorange", which just rolls around in your mouth). I just use them for personal lols. It's table time.

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