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[hi_its_heather]

Hixitsxheather :I cannot eat. my stomach hurts soooo bad and I don't know why
a few more beats:you're having a BABY lol
Hixitsxheather:lol
a few more beats:who is the daddy?
Hixitsxheather :you are, duh
a few more beats :nuh-uh that baby is not mine you been sleeping around on me and I's no I's not that baby's daddy
Hixitsxheather :yes you are we will go on the maury show to prove it
a few more beats :uh-uh I ain't going on no danged t.v. show

Sara cracks me up

Hixitsxheather:just my stomach hurts
Klownterfit:oh
Klownterfit:maybe you're pregnant?!?!

What is it with people?
I am not pregnant haha Just have a stomachache