halloweeeen
So, I want to be a fortune cat for Halloween. You know, those ceramic white kitties that sit at the front of asian restaurants attracting loads of prosperity? Loads. Yeah, that's what I want. As margotamelia alluded to, I got the goods this past weekend. A sleek white jumpsuit that I'm rockin' with some white heels. All I have left to do is make a big fat gold coin (i.e. spray paint and cardboard), a choker and some white cat ears. Two weeks, no sweat.
In addition to my costume, though, I wanted to have little fortunes to give out to people. Not your garden variety "you have an auspicious future" type cuz that's snoozeville. So, here's the list I've come up with so far:
* your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
* you're back in black
* you're a smooth criminal
* you're bringing sexy back
* you shake it like a polaroid picture
* you're no hollaback girl
* you're only AA, but you're thinking XXX
* i think you better call tyronne
* you're dangerously in love
* you're a deceptacon
* fix up, look sharp
* get off the internet
* mind your p's & q's
* don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling
Comments? Suggestions?
The Final List
You wish that you had Jessie’s girl.
Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
You’re back in black.
You’re a smooth criminal.
You’re bringing sexy back.
Shake it like a Polaroid picture.
You’re no hollaback girl.
You’ve got to [clap, clap] run away
I think you better call Tyrone.
Lucky numbers: 867-5309
Come on, ride the train.
Regulators, mount up.
Rhythm is a dancer.
Be my lover.
Don’t stop believing,
hold on to that feeling.
You’re looking for girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys.
Friday, you’re in love.
You spin me right round baby right around.
You’re so excited. You just can’t hide it.
You’re about to lose control, and I think you like it. You’re a killer queen.
You’re bossy!
Welcome to your life. Everybody wants to rule the world.
Don’t stop me now!
You are the dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah.
You shook me all night long.
You’re a genie in a bottle, baby.
Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you.
Children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.
Don’t go chasing waterfalls.
Drop it like it’s hot.
Welcome to the jungle.
Walk like an Egyptian.
This is your night, dancing free until the morning light. Y
ou saw the sign. It opened up your eyes, you saw the sign.
Return of the Mack.
Ever since you can remember,
you’ve been poppin’ your collar.
As long as you love me.
You like sex and candy.
Hey now, you’re an all star.
Tell me baby girl, ‘cuz I need to know.
Your body’s too bootylicious.
Relax, don’t do it.
Whip it, whip it good!
You’ll be dancing with yourself.
Boom, boom, boom, let me hear you say way-oh!
What is love, baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.
Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want.
Can’t get you out of my head.
I’m a slave 4 you.
C’mon Barbie, let’s go party.
Hit me baby one more time.
You did it all for the nookie.
You’re a survivor.
It’s gettin’ hot in herre, so take off all your clothes.
Wake me up, before you go-go.
Another one bites the dust.
Oh Mickey, you’re so fine. You’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey!
You blinded me with science.
Sweet dreams are made of this.
Girls just wanna have fun.
Cum on feel the Noize. Girls rock your boys.
You wear your sunglasses at night.
Shout, shout, let it all out!
You built this city on rock n’ roll.
Walk this way! Talk this way!
You wanna know what love is.
Straight up now tell me are you really gonna love me forever, or is this a hit and run?
Don’t you (forget about me).
Your girl likes to party all the time.
Can’t touch this.
This is how we do it.
Dream lover come rescue me.
You wish they all could be California girls.
Welcome to the jungle.
You’re knock, knock, knockin’ on heaven’s door.
Can I get a what, what?
**Thanks for ya'lls input!