Challenge 85, 86, and 87
Title: New Year's Resolutions
Rating/Warnings: PG
Characters/Pairing: Harry Potter, Severus Snape HPSS
Summary: Harry and Severus discuss New Year's resolutions.
Word Count: 100
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“I suspect aliens,” Harry said simply from his spot on the toilet seat. He grinned when he realized that he could see Severus’ shadow stiffen from behind the curtain.
“That is not an acceptable answer.”
“Well, you asked an unreasonable question. Really, who cares how New Year’s resolutions began?”
“I merely asked an unreasonable question because you are requesting an unreasonable experience from myself.”
“I only asked you to make a New Year’s resolution. It’s not like I’m asking you to borrow a cup of sugar from Voldemort”
“Fine. I will allow you to hug me once a month.”
“Yes!”
Title: The Wii
Rating/Warnings: G
Characters/Pairing: Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Implied SSHP
Summary: Severus catches Harry in an odd position.
Word Count: 287
Registered purchases?: Quill and parchment
“What in Merlin’s name are you doing Potter?” Severus Snape asked harshly.
Harry jumped off their shared couch and smiled sheepishly. “Well, see, I…er met Dudley the other day, and he really has gotten a lot more bearable lately. It’s strange really, between him and Draco, and obviously you, it’s like my life has been flipped upside down, of course not having Voldemort in my head anymore certainly helps a lot-“
“Sometime today, Potter,” Severus snapped.
“My, you’re grouchy,” Harry said with a wink. “But anyways, Dudley introduced me to this muggle gamed called the Wii. And I sort of, may have hooked up a television so we could play the Wii.”
“The…we…” Severus said slowly. “What does it do?”
“It simulates all sorts of experience like bowling, parasailing, archery, and shooting.”
“I assume from the gun-shaped plastic device in your hand you decided on a shooting game.”
Harry grinned. Severus groaned. “Merlin, save me from asinine Gryffindors.”
“And you thought that an electronic simulation of games that you could do outside any time you wished would be a valuable use of your time?”
“It also has sword fighting,” Harry said, his eyes sparkling mischievously.
Severus carefully placed the groceries on the counter, quickly unshrinking them and spelling them into the cupboards. He didn’t hurry over, but he certainly appeared at Harry’s side at a reasonable pace. Harry showed him how to use the strange plastic devices and after an hour of ridiculously swinging their arms around for an hour, a thought occurred to Severus.
“When do these game require us to climb on the couch and look like a fool?”
Harry bit his lip and his face flushed red. “Uhm…er…I may have gotten carried away…”
Title: The Broom Closet
Rating/Warnings: PG
Characters/Pairing: Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/ HPDM
Summary: Snape has an unexpected experience after opening up an ordinary broom closet.
Word Count: 305
Registered purchases?: Quill and parchment
When Severus Snape opened a broom closet, the last thing he expected was for a blindfolded Harry Potter leap against him and pressed his lips to his for a kiss. Snape roughly shoved him away.
“What in the blazes do you think you are doing, Potter?!” Snape yelled, sputtering for the first time ever.
Harry’s mouth dropped open. “I! You! He!”
“Is this a trick you learned from your father? Leap out upon unsuspecting victims and hope to land a date that way? That’s truly pathetic, Potter.”
“How on earth was I supposed to learn that from my father?”
“You’re not even trying to deny it!”
“You were supposed to be Draco!”
Snape’s eyes widened. “You were going to force yourself on Draco?” he asked dangerously.
“Not like that!” Harry said. “He was supposed to meet me. It’s a…it’s uhm a game.”
“I see,” Snape said.
Harry gulped. Snape this calm couldn’t spell anything good. Not at all. He watched as the corners of Snape’s mouth quirked up into what could have been a smile on anyone else. Snape then quickly pushed Harry back in the closet and slammed the door shut. His smile became even more fearsome as he locked the closet door as well. As he turned he saw Draco headed over, looking flushed and his eyes bright with excitement.
“Professor!” Draco exclaimed in shock. He looked all around the small area. “You…You haven’t seen Potter around here, have you?”
Snape raised an eyebrow.
“So you have,” Draco muttered.
Snape fought not to roll his eyes. “Where do you think he is, Mr. Malfoy?”
Draco blushed.
“You do know the risks that you are taking, Mr. Malfoy?” Snape asked.
Draco nodded.
“Well they better be worth it. Potter’s a good kisser. Have at it,” Snape said waving his hand toward the broom closet.
100 words: 3 points, 287 words: 10 points, 305 words: 10 points.
Word points: 23 points
Bonus points: 5+10+10= 25 points!
Total: 48 points for Slytherin!
Yasona//Slytherin
Rating/Warnings: PG
Characters/Pairing: Harry Potter, Severus Snape HPSS
Summary: Harry and Severus discuss New Year's resolutions.
Word Count: 100
Registered purchases?: Quill and Parchment http://hih.leaky-sponge.com/owned_items.php?username=Yasonablack
“I suspect aliens,” Harry said simply from his spot on the toilet seat. He grinned when he realized that he could see Severus’ shadow stiffen from behind the curtain.
“That is not an acceptable answer.”
“Well, you asked an unreasonable question. Really, who cares how New Year’s resolutions began?”
“I merely asked an unreasonable question because you are requesting an unreasonable experience from myself.”
“I only asked you to make a New Year’s resolution. It’s not like I’m asking you to borrow a cup of sugar from Voldemort”
“Fine. I will allow you to hug me once a month.”
“Yes!”
Title: The Wii
Rating/Warnings: G
Characters/Pairing: Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Implied SSHP
Summary: Severus catches Harry in an odd position.
Word Count: 287
Registered purchases?: Quill and parchment
“What in Merlin’s name are you doing Potter?” Severus Snape asked harshly.
Harry jumped off their shared couch and smiled sheepishly. “Well, see, I…er met Dudley the other day, and he really has gotten a lot more bearable lately. It’s strange really, between him and Draco, and obviously you, it’s like my life has been flipped upside down, of course not having Voldemort in my head anymore certainly helps a lot-“
“Sometime today, Potter,” Severus snapped.
“My, you’re grouchy,” Harry said with a wink. “But anyways, Dudley introduced me to this muggle gamed called the Wii. And I sort of, may have hooked up a television so we could play the Wii.”
“The…we…” Severus said slowly. “What does it do?”
“It simulates all sorts of experience like bowling, parasailing, archery, and shooting.”
“I assume from the gun-shaped plastic device in your hand you decided on a shooting game.”
Harry grinned. Severus groaned. “Merlin, save me from asinine Gryffindors.”
“And you thought that an electronic simulation of games that you could do outside any time you wished would be a valuable use of your time?”
“It also has sword fighting,” Harry said, his eyes sparkling mischievously.
Severus carefully placed the groceries on the counter, quickly unshrinking them and spelling them into the cupboards. He didn’t hurry over, but he certainly appeared at Harry’s side at a reasonable pace. Harry showed him how to use the strange plastic devices and after an hour of ridiculously swinging their arms around for an hour, a thought occurred to Severus.
“When do these game require us to climb on the couch and look like a fool?”
Harry bit his lip and his face flushed red. “Uhm…er…I may have gotten carried away…”
Title: The Broom Closet
Rating/Warnings: PG
Characters/Pairing: Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/ HPDM
Summary: Snape has an unexpected experience after opening up an ordinary broom closet.
Word Count: 305
Registered purchases?: Quill and parchment
When Severus Snape opened a broom closet, the last thing he expected was for a blindfolded Harry Potter leap against him and pressed his lips to his for a kiss. Snape roughly shoved him away.
“What in the blazes do you think you are doing, Potter?!” Snape yelled, sputtering for the first time ever.
Harry’s mouth dropped open. “I! You! He!”
“Is this a trick you learned from your father? Leap out upon unsuspecting victims and hope to land a date that way? That’s truly pathetic, Potter.”
“How on earth was I supposed to learn that from my father?”
“You’re not even trying to deny it!”
“You were supposed to be Draco!”
Snape’s eyes widened. “You were going to force yourself on Draco?” he asked dangerously.
“Not like that!” Harry said. “He was supposed to meet me. It’s a…it’s uhm a game.”
“I see,” Snape said.
Harry gulped. Snape this calm couldn’t spell anything good. Not at all. He watched as the corners of Snape’s mouth quirked up into what could have been a smile on anyone else. Snape then quickly pushed Harry back in the closet and slammed the door shut. His smile became even more fearsome as he locked the closet door as well. As he turned he saw Draco headed over, looking flushed and his eyes bright with excitement.
“Professor!” Draco exclaimed in shock. He looked all around the small area. “You…You haven’t seen Potter around here, have you?”
Snape raised an eyebrow.
“So you have,” Draco muttered.
Snape fought not to roll his eyes. “Where do you think he is, Mr. Malfoy?”
Draco blushed.
“You do know the risks that you are taking, Mr. Malfoy?” Snape asked.
Draco nodded.
“Well they better be worth it. Potter’s a good kisser. Have at it,” Snape said waving his hand toward the broom closet.
100 words: 3 points, 287 words: 10 points, 305 words: 10 points.
Word points: 23 points
Bonus points: 5+10+10= 25 points!
Total: 48 points for Slytherin!
Yasona//Slytherin