Poetry Challenge 66: Ode to a Quidditch item
Title: O bulbous barrel of iron and might
Summary: Oh how I love thee, bludger
Characters/Pairings: None
Genre: Humor
Beta: None
Rating/Warnings: None
Medium: Poetry
Word Count: 116
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: Yes
O bulbous barrel of iron and might
Who plunders the puny and brave
Spectators and sportsmen quiver with fright
At the sight of ye spinecracking knave.
Thy brother and thee bowl through the breeze
Bashing wizards from broom to ground
To the hospital wing, you send students with ease
And have strength for three 'nuther whole rounds.
My arms yearn for your voluptuous curves,
My hands, for your black, silky skin
Dreams haunt me each night with your pummels and swerves,
I long to know what lies within.
Wait tightly, I'll alohamora the locks
And from then, shall we never part,
For once I free you from your cell-block box,
Oh Bludger, you'll bludgeon my heart!
Anah | Gryffindor | 9 points for Gryffindor
Summary: Oh how I love thee, bludger
Characters/Pairings: None
Genre: Humor
Beta: None
Rating/Warnings: None
Medium: Poetry
Word Count: 116
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: Yes
O bulbous barrel of iron and might
Who plunders the puny and brave
Spectators and sportsmen quiver with fright
At the sight of ye spinecracking knave.
Thy brother and thee bowl through the breeze
Bashing wizards from broom to ground
To the hospital wing, you send students with ease
And have strength for three 'nuther whole rounds.
My arms yearn for your voluptuous curves,
My hands, for your black, silky skin
Dreams haunt me each night with your pummels and swerves,
I long to know what lies within.
Wait tightly, I'll alohamora the locks
And from then, shall we never part,
For once I free you from your cell-block box,
Oh Bludger, you'll bludgeon my heart!
Anah | Gryffindor | 9 points for Gryffindor