POETRY CHALLENGE 6: HAIKUS
Title: A Collection Of Haikus
Summary: A collection of random haikus. Focussing mainly on how I see Hogwarts.
Characters/Pairings: Various, Harry/Hedwig, Ron/Hermione, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Neville, Slughorn, Hagrid, Draco, Umbridge, Fluffy, Colin Creevy...
Rating/Warnings: G/PG
Medium: Poetry/Haikus
Word Count: ~300 words
Try pumpkin pasties
Now what you waiting for?
They taste delicious
Professor Slughorn
He likes to collect people
Will Harry let him?
Where's Colin Creevy?
Is he taking more photos?
No he's petrified
Neville Longbottom
The bravest of them all
Is ignored often
Dumbledore's army
secret organisation
meet at the Hog's Head
Hermione and Ron
Together until the end
Fighting for their love
Every flavour beans
Those Bertie botts jelly beans
Eat them if you dare
Hermonie can't draw
When Ron buys her an easel
She steals his candy
Who loves a quaffle?
Just ten points is not enough
Oooh! There goes the snitch!
Harry Potter loves
Zefron the most however
Goyle disagrees
Delores Umbridge
Always punishing people
She dislikes half-breeds
Some people say that
Umbridge looks similar to
Voldy in a dress
Lions and badgers
And eagles and snakes! What a
Magnificent crest!
Hedwig is an owl
The most prettiest of owls
Harry loves her lots
Harry Potter is
One of the only kids who
Looks forward to school
Beware of Spoilers
Because Snape kills Dumbledore
Hope you've read that book...
Hagrid looks scary
But he is really just a
Giant teddy bear
The Marauder's Map
What could be better than this?
Oh yeah, Potter's cloak
The Shrieking Shack
Does it actually shriek?
Cowards never know
Draco does not like
Being at Hogwarts he would
Rather be on Mars
Thestrals are things you
Never want to see because
It means you've seen death
Fluffy has three heads
Soft music makes fluffy sleep
Beware when it stops!
House elves live to serve
But do they love to serve too?
Do not ask Granger!
There were seven books
Eight movies, two musicals
One grin on my face
The battle was done
It was finally over
They could sleep in peace
Sam//Hufflepuff
125 points for Hufflepuff
Summary: A collection of random haikus. Focussing mainly on how I see Hogwarts.
Characters/Pairings: Various, Harry/Hedwig, Ron/Hermione, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Neville, Slughorn, Hagrid, Draco, Umbridge, Fluffy, Colin Creevy...
Rating/Warnings: G/PG
Medium: Poetry/Haikus
Word Count: ~300 words
Try pumpkin pasties
Now what you waiting for?
They taste delicious
Professor Slughorn
He likes to collect people
Will Harry let him?
Where's Colin Creevy?
Is he taking more photos?
No he's petrified
Neville Longbottom
The bravest of them all
Is ignored often
Dumbledore's army
secret organisation
meet at the Hog's Head
Hermione and Ron
Together until the end
Fighting for their love
Every flavour beans
Those Bertie botts jelly beans
Eat them if you dare
Hermonie can't draw
When Ron buys her an easel
She steals his candy
Who loves a quaffle?
Just ten points is not enough
Oooh! There goes the snitch!
Harry Potter loves
Zefron the most however
Goyle disagrees
Delores Umbridge
Always punishing people
She dislikes half-breeds
Some people say that
Umbridge looks similar to
Voldy in a dress
Lions and badgers
And eagles and snakes! What a
Magnificent crest!
Hedwig is an owl
The most prettiest of owls
Harry loves her lots
Harry Potter is
One of the only kids who
Looks forward to school
Beware of Spoilers
Because Snape kills Dumbledore
Hope you've read that book...
Hagrid looks scary
But he is really just a
Giant teddy bear
The Marauder's Map
What could be better than this?
Oh yeah, Potter's cloak
The Shrieking Shack
Does it actually shriek?
Cowards never know
Draco does not like
Being at Hogwarts he would
Rather be on Mars
Thestrals are things you
Never want to see because
It means you've seen death
Fluffy has three heads
Soft music makes fluffy sleep
Beware when it stops!
House elves live to serve
But do they love to serve too?
Do not ask Granger!
There were seven books
Eight movies, two musicals
One grin on my face
The battle was done
It was finally over
They could sleep in peace
Sam//Hufflepuff
125 points for Hufflepuff