Birthday: You missed it asshole*!
Every year I announce my birthday ahead of time. And every year I get people going, "Uhhnn (<- imagine the most annoying whine ever) you shouldn't make a big deal about your birthday." So this year I didn't announce it.
As a result, (almost) everyone didn't know it was my birthday and didn't say anything about it. So you goddamn hipsters can fuck off. If you don't like me announcing my birthday ahead of time, you're not my friend, kindly unfriend me here and everywhere. I don't want to hear from you on any topic ever. You are literally Hitler.
* Except for those who didn't.
As a result, (almost) everyone didn't know it was my birthday and didn't say anything about it. So you goddamn hipsters can fuck off. If you don't like me announcing my birthday ahead of time, you're not my friend, kindly unfriend me here and everywhere. I don't want to hear from you on any topic ever. You are literally Hitler.
* Except for those who didn't.