Robust

Aug 24, 2011 13:36

Who doesn’t want a perpetual hard-on? It’s in every guy’s dream (straight or gay) to be able to maintain an erection for hours. Fuck like hell, yeah?

When Viagra came out in the market, all the fucking addicts who can’t maintain an erection were like, “Fuck, this is it! This ought to solve the problem!” So yeah, for a time, people were asking their doctor friends to give them a prescription. Or were trying to buy it elsewhere, like online. I can’t remember how much it was selling at that time but it was expensive. Maybe 200 pesos per tablet. Maybe even more. Imagine, just add 50 pesos and you can already get a massage. And Viagra has a side effect - your vision gets a bluish haze or tint. Kinda annoying at first but who cares if you’re a fucking energizer bunny, right?

And then came all these Chinese herbal supplements with ginseng or Ginkgo Biloba or goat’s weed or whatever stuff that’s supposed to make you horny and hard. But who would want to risk their life on this? Well, I actually kinda did. Someone gave it to me. And I’m like what the hell, why not? But it didn’t have the effect that I wanted. Or maybe because I was still overwhelmed by the other stuff at that time and can’t control it yet. Whatever the reason is, I simply just didn’t like it. I don’t wanna mess again with Chinese kung fu and stuff.

Then all of a sudden, Robust came in - an over-the-counter herbal supplement that has the same effect as Viagra. It’s a yellow pill that you can buy at almost any drugstore. I was amazed when I first tried it. I was hard for I dunno, 6 hours? And you can control your erection, it’s not like you’re hard the whole time. But if you want it hard, it’s gonna be hard. One thing though, it takes a lot of concentration if you wanna cum already. You have to focus really hard. Maybe for some people, it might be easy, but for me, it takes me a while before I can cum. I remember one time, I was doing it with someone, and we were so horny, and we really wanna cum already, but we can’t cum, coz we both took Robust, and it took us another 30 fucking minutes before we were able to cum. That was just hilarious.

One side effect of Robust though is that you’ll get a headache. It’s not a big headache but it’s still hella annoying. My friend said that to prevent the headache, you have to take paracetamol 30 minutes before taking the pill. He said that’s it’s also better if you take just half a pill just to give you the right push without the headache. I can’t care much. Coz after sniffing poppers, you’re still gonna get a slight headache after. I did some research on the effects of Robust, and I found out that it has different effects on people. You can check out this thread to read it yourself. Some are even using it together with energy drinks like Red Bull and Extra Joss. Pretty fucked up, right? Not really. I mean there are a lot of other things more fucked up than mixing hard-on pills with energy drinks. I also tried searching what Robust is made of. Turns out, it has the same stuff as the Chinese supplements (except maybe the melamine). But whatever, the stuff works for me. And it only costs 49 fucking pesos per tablet. Not bad at all.

So there, that’s my review of the stuff. Again, it’s up to you if you wanna try it or not. And always practice safe sex. And don’t get fucking hooked. Sex is good with or without it. Enjoy!
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