clearly, I am an adult. clearly.
A is for Anitdisestablishmentarianism.
B is for Boobies.
C is for Cock. The delicious kind.
D is for DAMN, THAT'S AN UGLY-ASS BABY
E is for Emu
F is for FUCK THIS SNOW I AM SO FUCKING READY FOR FUCKING SUMMER WHAT THE FUCK GLOBAL WARMING WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
G is for Gilgamesh, who has four arms, which must be really awesome. I mean, can you imagine how much fun sex would be with four arms? The other GF's must love him.
H is for The Hammer. Those are not the Hammer. The Hammer is his penis.
I is for Intercourse, which I don't seem to be having much of these days, which is tragic.
J is for Aaron Johnson, who is one sexy motherfucker. I'd like to spread that boy on a cracker and-
K is for...um...kookies?
L is for Lollipops, that which we call Cavities On a Stick.
M is for Marsupials
N is for NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O is for 9000 + n, where n is a positive integer greater than 0*
P is for Pirates, which go "Arr!"
Q is for *Queeffffffffff*
R is for Ryan Who Is Awesome And Really Attractive And Also Single So You Should Call Him, kthnx
S is for Spoony, like that bard over there
T is for Tucker Fucking Max
U is for Underpants?
V is for VAGINAAAAAAAAAA.
W is for wiggew woom
X is for Xebr-Xylophone xylophone ding-ding-ding ding ding
Y is for Your Mom. Tell her she left her bra under my bed last night. OH SNAP.
Z is for
*Poorly-executed math joke for "OVER 9000!" ("What?! 9000?!")
B is for Boobies.
C is for Cock. The delicious kind.
D is for DAMN, THAT'S AN UGLY-ASS BABY
E is for Emu
F is for FUCK THIS SNOW I AM SO FUCKING READY FOR FUCKING SUMMER WHAT THE FUCK GLOBAL WARMING WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
G is for Gilgamesh, who has four arms, which must be really awesome. I mean, can you imagine how much fun sex would be with four arms? The other GF's must love him.
H is for The Hammer. Those are not the Hammer. The Hammer is his penis.
I is for Intercourse, which I don't seem to be having much of these days, which is tragic.
J is for Aaron Johnson, who is one sexy motherfucker. I'd like to spread that boy on a cracker and-
K is for...um...kookies?
L is for Lollipops, that which we call Cavities On a Stick.
M is for Marsupials
N is for NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O is for 9000 + n, where n is a positive integer greater than 0*
P is for Pirates, which go "Arr!"
Q is for *Queeffffffffff*
R is for Ryan Who Is Awesome And Really Attractive And Also Single So You Should Call Him, kthnx
S is for Spoony, like that bard over there
T is for Tucker Fucking Max
U is for Underpants?
V is for VAGINAAAAAAAAAA.
W is for wiggew woom
X is for Xebr-Xylophone xylophone ding-ding-ding ding ding
Y is for Your Mom. Tell her she left her bra under my bed last night. OH SNAP.
Z is for
*Poorly-executed math joke for "OVER 9000!" ("What?! 9000?!")