Muggles come up with the most fascinating things.
http://www.theyfightcrime.org/ He's an ungodly misogynist werewolf with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's an enchanted paranoid college professor descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!
He's a lounge-singing sweet-toothed matador who believes he can never love again. She's a tortured belly-dancing socialite with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!
He's a short-sighted Amish dwarf on the edge. She's a brilliant snooty nun with someone else's memories. They fight crime!
Seriously. How do they think of this shite?