You know, I really can't ever think of clever subjects.

[hex_you_up]

So I went out the other night and got utterly smashed with... er... who all was even there? I don't entirely remember. I know Godric and Salazar were, and Malfoy and Harry. And probably Sirius. And since he was there that means Remus likely was as well

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[prongsykins]

Oi, I was there too. I vaguely recall supplying you with alcoholic beverages as well.

It certainly was an interesting night.

And knowing Sirius...yes, they're probably supposed to be growling. I'd get that checked out.

[slobberymongrel]

Speaking of alcoholic beverages, I feel you should know that bizarrely enough, the Pepper Vodka was just as tasty coming back up as it was going down!! You're my best mate in the whole bloody world and Im going to stick my tongue in your mouth in the near future.

[INSERT SLLOOBBERRRY SOUND EFFECTS HERE]

[hex_you_up]

Lovely, Sirius.

[slobberymongrel]

You're just jealous of our Unbreakable Manly Bond.

[hex_you_up]

...of course, yes, that's exactly what it is.

[slobberymongrel]

Well, its either that, or you're Terribly Jealous about the tongue-in-his-mouth buisness. But Id rather not joke around too loudly about that, because Im certain your mum would:
a) Know about it
b) Think I am serious [not just Sirius]
and
c) Completely destroy my physical body to a fine, fine paste.

[hex_you_up]

Or it could just be that I'm a very, very sarcastic person. You know. Maybe.

Being a fine paste might not be so bad, you'd never have to deal with Moody and/or Kingsley Shacklebolt ever again.

[slobberymongrel]

Dont be ridiculous. Women havent got senses of humor or anything like that.

They'd likely stomp around in me, the bastards.

DID YOU KNOW MY COUSIN FANCIES THEM BOTH??!!!

[hex_you_up]

Oh heavens no, it wouldn't do at all for women to be able to understand any of your lewd remarks or anything, would it?

But you wouldn't know it.

And yes, I did, actually.

[slobberymongrel]

YOU KNEW??!! Why didnt you tell me?!? Its- its awful! I mean shes a Black for fucks sake!

[hex_you_up]

Because she's allowed to fall for whomever she likes. And she SHOULD be able to do so without her family members getting up in arms about it.

[slobberymongrel]

Im not getting up in arms!! I just. But. Grrrgh.

But its Moody and Shacklebastard. One of them has literally terrified me under a table and the other knocks my teeth out at least once a week!! Its just, its WEIRD. shes too good for them, dammit!

[hex_you_up]

Ahahahah, Moody terrified you under a table?

Perhaps in some cases it's best to keep one's mouth shut and pull the freakers in private. ^_~

[slobberymongrel]

Both James and I have cowered under many a table rather than face the wrath of Mad Eye Moody. I am not too proud to admit it, but there it is. If theres any one thing I ever impart to you, love, its never become an Auror, ever, ever, ever. That, and gum off the sidewalk is not satisfying, no matter how colorful it still is.

But. Then she'll keep on thinking it is a GOOD IDEA to. To want to. UGH!!

[hex_you_up]

No intention to, love. I haven't the first clue what sort of useful thing I'm going to do with myself and for the time being I'm quite happy that way.

And er. I'll keep that second bit in mind.

*raises eyebrow* So you're saying she's not allowed to like them?

[slobberymongrel]

Well. Yes. Shes got no buisness with, with meatheaded lumbering oafs and for Merlin's sake, Moody's twice her age! And completely mad!!