Bellatrix Lestrange, New Year's Resolutions, 1997

[hismagdalen]

Name: Bellatrix Lestrange
Format: New Year's Resolutions
Date: 1997
Relevance: Bellatrix Lestrange's Resolutions for 1998, with some evidence that she may be a) on crack, b) watching too many Muggle movies, c) both.

Comments

[harriedpotter]

You know, if you wear more pvc, your being a better wife might break my heart. *grins*

[harriedpotter]

If she can get past Nagini, maybe!

[harriedpotter]

Ew. Salmonella.

*pouts*

Hey... boinking teen wizards would be new!

[harriedpotter]

Well that isn't your resolution, now is it?

Besides, you're not wearing PVC.

[harriedpotter]

hahaha! Harry truly is fearless. ;)

[subvrsvwhiskers]

You guys. Are. Killing Me.

[hismagdalen]

You're confusing boinking with gnawing the skin from the bones - though I admit that the one usually follows the other, in whichever order you prefer.

[hismagdalen]

Shall I take that as a vote of disapproval? Which resolution would you have me discard?

[harriedpotter]

Well... you probably should be a good wife, that's just my rotten luck. But you should leave him in Azkaban.

But I think you should defnitely keep the pvc one.

Definitely.

[hismagdalen]

You're still so noble? Honestly, Harry, this can't go on, always opting for the kinder, more decent course when given a choice. I daresay you'd take one look at Azkaban and decide even Rodolphus didn't deserve it.

However, I am of the opinion that the PVC resolution is non--negotiable. Now I simply want sunglasses, a motorcyle and several big guns to complete the look.

[harriedpotter]

I don't know what I'd say about Azkaban. I guess it just makes me sad that people would make choices that would make such a place necessary.

You should tell Voldemort it's part of your plan to distract teen wizards. It's highly effective. *grins*

[hismagdalen]

I don't know as our choices specified Azkaban specifically.

Is it really? You don't think that teen wizards are doing an impressive job of distracting senior Death Eaters?