Bellatrix Lestrange, New Year's Resolutions, 1997

Jan 03, 2007 22:48

Name: Bellatrix Lestrange
Format: New Year's Resolutions
Date: 1997
Relevance: Bellatrix Lestrange's Resolutions for 1998, with some evidence that she may be a) on crack, b) watching too many Muggle movies, c) both.

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harriedpotter January 3 2007, 23:07:24 UTC
You know, if you wear more pvc, your being a better wife might break my heart. *grins*

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harriedpotter January 3 2007, 23:42:08 UTC
If she can get past Nagini, maybe!

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the_pureblooded January 4 2007, 01:17:34 UTC
You always struck me as the pleather type, Auntie Bella.

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hismagdalen January 4 2007, 13:11:38 UTC
And you have never struck me as the type to provoke people inclined to do you serious harm. So it seems we are both wrong in our assumptions.

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the_pureblooded January 5 2007, 03:48:13 UTC
*attempts a kiss arse*

Nonsense. I think you'd look striking in pleather! You look striking in everything!

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hismagdalen January 7 2007, 12:33:03 UTC
*she arches an eyebrow*
You could try to sound a little more sincere, Draco. I might be half-tempted to believe you simply to salve my own ego.

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imperiused January 4 2007, 10:54:08 UTC
=coughs and swallows= I... I think a new look would suit you, Bella.

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hismagdalen January 4 2007, 13:12:30 UTC
PVC has the benefits of being wipe-clean. I do so approve of that, don't you?

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imperiused January 4 2007, 19:26:06 UTC
I suppose that can... can be very useful, Bella.

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hismagdalen January 4 2007, 20:34:00 UTC
Oh very much so. You wouldn't believe the number of perfectly lovely gowns I've been forced to discard simply due to staining. A blood-soaked hem is suitable only for the cover of gothic novels, and I'm not even going to mention the perils of other bodily fluids.

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archon_mentha January 4 2007, 17:17:38 UTC
*hopefully* Maybe Voldemort will consider a change to the DE uniforms?
*prods mental Voldy-voice and gets no response*

Stupid muse won't ever do anything fun. :( Love these - all of them, especially the butcher knife. *shivers*

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hismagdalen January 4 2007, 20:23:27 UTC
Bella was hoping to take up a bit of hands-on killing. The Killing Curse is nice, but she thinks she'd like to expand her talents to a bit of Hack'n'Slash. :)

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exsequeverus January 6 2007, 03:14:28 UTC
Always good to share your spouse's interests! ^_^

These are all very disturbingly good. The first one is just chilling.

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hismagdalen January 7 2007, 12:35:27 UTC
Rodolphus does seem to have more fun in the killing stakes! And I'm pleased you liked them. :)

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favourite_son January 4 2007, 19:54:26 UTC
Love these! Regulus thinks that Bella should encourage more of the DEs to expand their wardrobes. :)

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hismagdalen January 4 2007, 20:20:54 UTC
I'm sure Draco would be in favour of a wardrobe overhaul as well. Bella, Regulus and Draco could start a subtle shift in Death Eater fashion. :)

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harriedpotter January 4 2007, 21:29:43 UTC
That would definitely derail Harry's dueling some ;)

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hismagdalen January 4 2007, 22:11:27 UTC
Excellent, sounds like Bella's got a new plan! ^__^

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