♣ 007 [ video / action for breeding house peeps ]

[hewhosurvives]

...Uh, hey.

[ Junpei's sitting on the floor of his room, a notepad with a bunch of stuff scribbled on it lying next to him. ]

This is kind of a random question [ except when it is not? ], but does anyone know how to make a pie? I mean, I think I've got the general idea behind it - you make the crust, the stuff that goes on the inside, and then put

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[usedkunai]

[Just coming into the kitchen for a drink, but...]

...Making a grocery list or something, dude?

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[hewhosurvives]

Huh?

[ Turning around in surprise; he didn't realize anyone else was in here. ]

Yeah, something like that. [ Pause. ] Hey, do you know how to make a pie, by any chance?

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[usedkunai]

A pie? Yeah, right -- I'm pretty sure I'd get my ass kicked for even trying hehe. Souji or Kanji probably know, though. They're good at that kinda stuff. [Shrugs a little, chuckling.]

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[hewhosurvives]

I figured it was a long shot. [ Focusing back on his notepad. It doesn't sound too bad on paper.... ] Still, it can't be that hard, can it?

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[usedkunai]

No idea... baking... cooking? Not really my thing. Hehe, but I think I'd do okay. [A pause, and then.]

Whatever you do though: don't take Rise's advice. You'll thank me for that later.

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[hewhosurvives]

...Is it really that bad?

[ I mean, come on, she can't be that bad at cooking right? ]

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[usedkunai]

Do you like your jaw being attached to your face? Because it won't be. She's probably load a pie with like, jalepeños.

I wish I was kidding. [He is so serious right now.]

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[hewhosurvives]

[ Just have a moment of slight horror here once it sinks in that this is not a joke. ]

...Okay, so never take advice from Rise on anything remotely resembling cooking. Got it.

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[usedkunai]

Oh -- you should probably stay away from Chie and Yukiko's too. Though what they cook definitely does not qualify as "food..."

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[hewhosurvives]

You sure seem to know a lot of bad cooks.

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[usedkunai]

Apparently cooking isn't a skill native to the ladies of Inaba...

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[hewhosurvives]

Sounds pretty dangerous...every time you eat something, your life is on the line.

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[usedkunai]

There's a reason it's called Mystery Food X, dude.

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[hewhosurvives]

...Why would you ever eat something if you knew it was called Mystery Food X?

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[usedkunai]

It was called curry. Someone had to give it a more appropriate name when we saw that totally not being what it was. I think it may have had a face...

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[hewhosurvives]

You still ate it, though?