¿WTF?
1.How tall are you barefoot?
Radius squared times Pi
2. Have you ever smoked weed?
I have smoked every weed in every garden
3. Do you own a gun?
I own Near-Earth asteroids, I don't need a gun with those babies
4. Rehab?
Yes, for sex. Didn't work!
5. Would you ever "do" someone in their parents bed?
Yeah, I've killed plenty of people in their parents' beds. Who cares??
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They piss me off because they keep drinkin outta the fuckin water dish and ruining my meditation with the noises
7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
The one about Hannukah
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
SCOTCH
9. Do you do push-ups?
About 4000 a day. Beat that John Basedow, you fuckin nancy-boy
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
I invented it, but no, I usually just tested it on the scummiest low-lifes from Ohio that I could find
11. Are you vegan?
I am Vigo the Carpathian, does that count?
12. Do you like painkillers?
Never ever. I once got my leg cut off and didn't use any morphine. Instead I hacked off my other leg to distract myself from the original one, it worked swimmingly.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My balls.
14. Do you own a knife?
I own one knife at a time. Each guy I kill, I leave it stuck in a vital organ, I don't want to re-use a knife with some guy's gunk all over it.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
No, but I'm down with OPP.
16. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
Yeah, especially when I'm givin huge tattoos to little kids and old women who risk dying from the pain.
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. Kill.
2. I wanna fuck.
3. I would like to swim with a dolphin, I hear they're very intelligent...
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
1. Pogs
2. Condoms
3. Traded the pogs for Tom Hanks' soul
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink?
SCOTCH, capri sun, OJ, moonshine, H2O
20. What time did you wake up today?
I don't sleep... EVER.
21. Current hair?
Predator dreads.
22. Current worry?
Is my dick too large?
23. Current hate?
I don't waste time on hate, I usually kill anyone I'd hate right off the bat.
24. Favorite place to be?
My cabin on the lake, with my dog, my wife n' kids, and gods creatures.
25. Least favorite place to be?
Next to a naked dude.
26. Where would you like to go?
Mars, or Italy
27. What do you wear when you go to sleep?
Bear fur pajamas with human-skin footies.
28. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years?
Basically the same thing I'm doin now- Kickin ass.
29. Do you burn or tan?
Burn then tan. ;)
30. Last thing you ate?
Everything in my fridge. I dont feel like remembering...
31. Would you be a pirate?
I was once, but pirates are such pussies nowadays...
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Now
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Ancient tribal songs of the gods that I can intuitively channel through my spirit
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Ebola, nukes, Doogie Howser
35. What's in your pocket right now?
A couple hand-grenades... you know, just in case.
36. Last thing/person that made you laugh?
Myself
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Fuckin ninja turtles.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
The leg thing, the second time.
39. What are your dreams like?
I DONT SLEEP.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
I have one room that is filled with 100 TVs. Dont ask me why, I just thought it would be cool. Other than that, I hate TV.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
God, especially when he's pissed at me.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
The beautiful open sky.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Everyone, whether they admit it or not.
44. Do you wish on stars?
Stars wish on me.
45. What is your favorite book?
Chicken soup for the soul
47. What song do you want played at your wedding?
The song of love and birds.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Darude - Sandstorm
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
Playing ghost in the graveyard
50. Do u still talk to the person who "took" your virginity from you?
Well, technically, I did two chicks at once my first time, and I'm still fuckin them, so yeah I guess so.
Radius squared times Pi
2. Have you ever smoked weed?
I have smoked every weed in every garden
3. Do you own a gun?
I own Near-Earth asteroids, I don't need a gun with those babies
4. Rehab?
Yes, for sex. Didn't work!
5. Would you ever "do" someone in their parents bed?
Yeah, I've killed plenty of people in their parents' beds. Who cares??
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They piss me off because they keep drinkin outta the fuckin water dish and ruining my meditation with the noises
7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
The one about Hannukah
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
SCOTCH
9. Do you do push-ups?
About 4000 a day. Beat that John Basedow, you fuckin nancy-boy
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
I invented it, but no, I usually just tested it on the scummiest low-lifes from Ohio that I could find
11. Are you vegan?
I am Vigo the Carpathian, does that count?
12. Do you like painkillers?
Never ever. I once got my leg cut off and didn't use any morphine. Instead I hacked off my other leg to distract myself from the original one, it worked swimmingly.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My balls.
14. Do you own a knife?
I own one knife at a time. Each guy I kill, I leave it stuck in a vital organ, I don't want to re-use a knife with some guy's gunk all over it.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
No, but I'm down with OPP.
16. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
Yeah, especially when I'm givin huge tattoos to little kids and old women who risk dying from the pain.
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. Kill.
2. I wanna fuck.
3. I would like to swim with a dolphin, I hear they're very intelligent...
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
1. Pogs
2. Condoms
3. Traded the pogs for Tom Hanks' soul
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink?
SCOTCH, capri sun, OJ, moonshine, H2O
20. What time did you wake up today?
I don't sleep... EVER.
21. Current hair?
Predator dreads.
22. Current worry?
Is my dick too large?
23. Current hate?
I don't waste time on hate, I usually kill anyone I'd hate right off the bat.
24. Favorite place to be?
My cabin on the lake, with my dog, my wife n' kids, and gods creatures.
25. Least favorite place to be?
Next to a naked dude.
26. Where would you like to go?
Mars, or Italy
27. What do you wear when you go to sleep?
Bear fur pajamas with human-skin footies.
28. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years?
Basically the same thing I'm doin now- Kickin ass.
29. Do you burn or tan?
Burn then tan. ;)
30. Last thing you ate?
Everything in my fridge. I dont feel like remembering...
31. Would you be a pirate?
I was once, but pirates are such pussies nowadays...
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Now
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Ancient tribal songs of the gods that I can intuitively channel through my spirit
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Ebola, nukes, Doogie Howser
35. What's in your pocket right now?
A couple hand-grenades... you know, just in case.
36. Last thing/person that made you laugh?
Myself
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Fuckin ninja turtles.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
The leg thing, the second time.
39. What are your dreams like?
I DONT SLEEP.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
I have one room that is filled with 100 TVs. Dont ask me why, I just thought it would be cool. Other than that, I hate TV.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
God, especially when he's pissed at me.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
The beautiful open sky.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Everyone, whether they admit it or not.
44. Do you wish on stars?
Stars wish on me.
45. What is your favorite book?
Chicken soup for the soul
47. What song do you want played at your wedding?
The song of love and birds.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Darude - Sandstorm
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
Playing ghost in the graveyard
50. Do u still talk to the person who "took" your virginity from you?
Well, technically, I did two chicks at once my first time, and I'm still fuckin them, so yeah I guess so.