It's a new year, so say hello to a new post! It's Part Five of It's A Small World, a
'you suck at parenting' challenge. You may have missed
Part Four, which was quickly chased off the front page by twelve posts of Christmas spam, so I'll just wait for you to catch up.
Done? Then on to Part Five!
( Smells like teen spirit. No, wait, my mistake. It's just BO. )