[part six: fill] Love's Labours Lost in Space [America/England, Tony]

May 30, 2010 02:27

Title: Love's Labours Lost in Space
Author: Anon.
Type: Fic.
Status: Complete.
Characters, Pairings: America/England, Tony
Rating: 1 Star

Original Request: Out of boredom, I was watching some old episodes of Futurama. And luckily enough, "Love and Rocket" comes on, which has one of my favorite scenes in it. It's between two aliens: Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persei 8, and his wife, Ndnd. They are talking about Sweethearts/Conversation hearts (the small heart-shaped candies with things like 'U R 2 Cute', etc.):

Lrrr: "Blech! These candies are chalky and unpleasant!"
Ndnd: "And what is this emotion you humans call 'wuv'?"
Lrrr: "Surely it says 'love'."
Ndnd: "No, 'wuv'! With an Earth 'w'. Behold!"
Lrrr: "This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

I want a funny fic of an overprotective Tony the alien sabotaging Country A's romantic efforts towards America. Earth Nation vs. Alien, going head to head! And America is completely oblivious to Tony's schemes and the romantic intent behind Country A's actions.

Whether Country A is wooing America or if they are in an established relationship is up to the filler.

BONUS 1: Country A is either England or Russia. Because Himaruya's strips show Tony especially disliking those two.
BONUS 2: Tony eventually relents. It doesn't mean he has to like the situation however.
BONUS 3: America previously had tried to explain love and sex to Tony (maybe in the '50s), but failed. Epically failed. What Tony understood from this and his further research into the matter (see '60s, '70s) did not help. At all.

Summary: Tony had his suspicions. But the letter signed "wuv"? Oh, hell no, he won't tolerate this!

p:america/england, c:america, c:england, f: ★, o:tony, f:part 06

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