Deported to... Serbia? (2)
anonymous
December 2 2010, 22:02:03 UTC
Serbia decided on the most positive interpretation possible and enthusiastically showed his new house guests/minions around while his provinces prepared for their unexpected visit to the Soviet Union. It was a large house with many, many corners to clean.
But Serbia acted much less like Russia than expected, he did his best to try to impress them with his house and looked nervous over their reactions.
“I only have one guest room,” Serbia said. “Sorry, you have to share that. I think Kosovo and Vojvodina would be pretty pissed if I gave away theirs just because they were on vacation. I hope it's a vacation at least...”
“It's fine,” Estonia said. In Siberia they would have ended up with considerably worse living conditions.
When Serbia left them alone they tried to figure out a way to fit in and unpack the very inappropriate clothes they brought, Belgrade wasn't nearly as cold as Siberia. The contrast made Lithuania praise the lovely climate to the amusement of the other two. It was raining heavily outside.
Serbia's neighboor/cousin/love-interest, Lithuania wasn't sure, Montenegro came to Russia's house regularly too and considered himself basically Russia's brother as well. It was a returning pain since he liked to make requests for advanced food and snacks but he had been quiet while everyone else was speaking before. Without an audience he made an unwelcome visit to share what was on his mind.
"Unlike everyone else I'm not an idiot," Montenegro said. "Not the first time Serbia got mixed up with Siberia. But he whines and bitches when he thinks Russia doesn't love him. It makes my head hurt. Let's keep pretending you're here as a gesture of friendship between Soviet and Yugoslavia. And not because some guy can't spell."
Montenegro wasn't exactly a big guy. But there was something with the way he looked completely convinced he could rip your head off if he pleased that made you almost believe it as well. The arrogance of it drove the usually calm Lithuania up the wall.
“I'm a part of the Soviet Union too,” Lithuania said. “A larger part than you are of Yugoslavia.”
“Hardly a vital part,” Montenegro replied.
Lithuania twitched in anger, there was no way he would take this from a country much smaller than himself.
“Good night,” Latvia said and slammed the door shut.
The Yugoslavia house was very different from Russia's. Firstly Serbia was very unlikely to order them around the way Russia did. Instead he expected them to do something useful on their own and got very snappy if they didn't. And most of the guys were completely thoughtless and left their things all over the place. Not even Russia used to throw trash right on the floor.
Estonia got furious and began to lecture them after Montenegro put his plate on the floor, spilling out almost all of the half-eaten content since Serbia had already filled up the table next to the couch where the two of them liked to practically cuddle.
“I'm sorry,” Serbia said. “I'll try to think about it in the future.”
Of course he wouldn't.
Montenegro laughed and dropped his glass on the floor. It shattered right in front of Estonia who took a step back and looked like he seriously considered smacking the other nation.
But Serbia acted much less like Russia than expected, he did his best to try to impress them with his house and looked nervous over their reactions.
“I only have one guest room,” Serbia said. “Sorry, you have to share that. I think Kosovo and Vojvodina would be pretty pissed if I gave away theirs just because they were on vacation. I hope it's a vacation at least...”
“It's fine,” Estonia said. In Siberia they would have ended up with considerably worse living conditions.
When Serbia left them alone they tried to figure out a way to fit in and unpack the very inappropriate clothes they brought, Belgrade wasn't nearly as cold as Siberia. The contrast made Lithuania praise the lovely climate to the amusement of the other two. It was raining heavily outside.
Serbia's neighboor/cousin/love-interest, Lithuania wasn't sure, Montenegro came to Russia's house regularly too and considered himself basically Russia's brother as well. It was a returning pain since he liked to make requests for advanced food and snacks but he had been quiet while everyone else was speaking before. Without an audience he made an unwelcome visit to share what was on his mind.
"Unlike everyone else I'm not an idiot," Montenegro said. "Not the first time Serbia got mixed up with Siberia. But he whines and bitches when he thinks Russia doesn't love him. It makes my head hurt. Let's keep pretending you're here as a gesture of friendship between Soviet and Yugoslavia. And not because some guy can't spell."
Montenegro wasn't exactly a big guy. But there was something with the way he looked completely convinced he could rip your head off if he pleased that made you almost believe it as well. The arrogance of it drove the usually calm Lithuania up the wall.
“I'm a part of the Soviet Union too,” Lithuania said. “A larger part than you are of Yugoslavia.”
“Hardly a vital part,” Montenegro replied.
Lithuania twitched in anger, there was no way he would take this from a country much smaller than himself.
“Good night,” Latvia said and slammed the door shut.
The Yugoslavia house was very different from Russia's. Firstly Serbia was very unlikely to order them around the way Russia did. Instead he expected them to do something useful on their own and got very snappy if they didn't. And most of the guys were completely thoughtless and left their things all over the place. Not even Russia used to throw trash right on the floor.
Estonia got furious and began to lecture them after Montenegro put his plate on the floor, spilling out almost all of the half-eaten content since Serbia had already filled up the table next to the couch where the two of them liked to practically cuddle.
“I'm sorry,” Serbia said. “I'll try to think about it in the future.”
Of course he wouldn't.
Montenegro laughed and dropped his glass on the floor. It shattered right in front of Estonia who took a step back and looked like he seriously considered smacking the other nation.
“You should clean that up,” Montenegro said.
Estonia cursed to himself and did.
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