this just in: grilled cheese is awesome 2/2
anonymous
November 2 2010, 10:07:46 UTC
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The next day, England and France were on separate sides of the conference table, huddling in mutual hangovers. Spain was magically hangover-free, because somehow no matter how much he drank, he woke up cheerful, much to the annoyance of his other Bad Friends.
"Morning, England!" Spain said, his cheeriness verging on sadism.
"For the love of God, punch him," England groaned.
America woke up happy too. He thought maybe this could be a public thing, like "Make Love, Not War." "Make Love and Grilled Cheese, Not Beer Bongs." Or something. He browsed the videos Prussia sent him, because Germany was too busy taking England and France to task, despite their groaned hangover protests.
So what if he missed France wearing nothing but a stolen chandelier? He saw that every family Christmas, both Thanksgivings, and Easter. Plus, Prussia captured the video for later viewing. Dancing with Ukraine to George Harrison toples before showing her what a "McAwesome" was totally ranked higher on the awesome-o-meter. Plus, no hangeovers.
He smiled at Ukraine, she smiled back.
He got a text from Russia that said Nice to see you are so close to my sister. Perhaps you would like to be closer to my nukes?
It took him a second to figure out whether it was an invitation for another cold war, or a threesome. A look back to Russia's creepy smile and he still wasn't sure.
Either way, it totally worth it to date Russia's awesome sister.
-- I have been reading Textsfromlastnight for the past few hours. Does it show? Also Prussia and America sound like every conversation with me and my best bud ever.
Re: this just in: grilled cheese is awesome 2/2
anonymous
November 2 2010, 13:48:10 UTC
This is cute, and pretty awesome. I love how he didn't know if Russia was making some sort of creepy innuendo or not. America can be such a teenager lol
Re: this just in: grilled cheese is awesome 2/2
anonymous
November 3 2010, 19:50:33 UTC
Pfff, the back-and-forth between America and Prussia was totally awesome. I wish we had a side chapter about that night, because while fondling Ukraine's boobs sounds better, France wearing a chandelier sound great too. Even if it's pretty common, apparentlyXD (besides, my FrUK senses tingle whenever those two compete in something, the more ridiculous the betterXD)
And FUCK YEAH AMERICA/UKRAINE/RUSSIA THREESOME <3 Or at least, Alfred thinks it's a possibilityXD (I actually see Russia capable of doing both nuking and sexnuking at the same timeXD).
Re: this just in: grilled cheese is awesome 2/2
anonymous
November 14 2010, 19:25:16 UTC
This is pure gold. My God like... xDD it was short but cute, sexy, and funny. He got a text from Russia that said Nice to see you are so close to my sister. Perhaps you would like to be closer to my nukes?
It took him a second to figure out whether it was an invitation for another cold war, or a threesome. A look back to Russia's creepy smile and he still wasn't sure./ PIFFFFFFFFFFT xDD
The next day, England and France were on separate sides of the conference table, huddling in mutual hangovers. Spain was magically hangover-free, because somehow no matter how much he drank, he woke up cheerful, much to the annoyance of his other Bad Friends.
"Morning, England!" Spain said, his cheeriness verging on sadism.
"For the love of God, punch him," England groaned.
America woke up happy too. He thought maybe this could be a public thing, like "Make Love, Not War." "Make Love and Grilled Cheese, Not Beer Bongs." Or something. He browsed the videos Prussia sent him, because Germany was too busy taking England and France to task, despite their groaned hangover protests.
So what if he missed France wearing nothing but a stolen chandelier? He saw that every family Christmas, both Thanksgivings, and Easter. Plus, Prussia captured the video for later viewing. Dancing with Ukraine to George Harrison toples before showing her what a "McAwesome" was totally ranked higher on the awesome-o-meter. Plus, no hangeovers.
He smiled at Ukraine, she smiled back.
He got a text from Russia that said Nice to see you are so close to my sister. Perhaps you would like to be closer to my nukes?
It took him a second to figure out whether it was an invitation for another cold war, or a threesome. A look back to Russia's creepy smile and he still wasn't sure.
Either way, it totally worth it to date Russia's awesome sister.
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I have been reading Textsfromlastnight for the past few hours. Does it show? Also Prussia and America sound like every conversation with me and my best bud ever.
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I love how he didn't know if Russia was making some sort of creepy innuendo or not. America can be such a teenager lol
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(besides, my FrUK senses tingle whenever those two compete in something, the more ridiculous the betterXD)
And FUCK YEAH AMERICA/UKRAINE/RUSSIA THREESOME <3
Or at least, Alfred thinks it's a possibilityXD (I actually see Russia capable of doing both nuking and sexnuking at the same timeXD).
America is such a boobs man XDXDXD
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He got a text from Russia that said Nice to see you are so close to my sister. Perhaps you would like to be closer to my nukes?
It took him a second to figure out whether it was an invitation for another cold war, or a threesome. A look back to Russia's creepy smile and he still wasn't sure./
PIFFFFFFFFFFT xDD
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