Back in the USSR Chapter 3 [End]
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October 11 2010, 00:00:36 UTC
"The- the bottom of the screen! Where the headlines roll by and they say important stuff like what's on the show and all that!" Alfred grumbles, his arms folding defensively. "They were talking about how it was cold as hell out there in Moscow, but instead of saying that Moscow was in Russia on the bottom of the screen, they said it was in the USSR. So either they're lying or you're lying." The smug look on America's face said he knew perfectly well which one he trusted in. "So HA. You've been caught."
Alfred expected more 'lies', or an angry outburst, or for Russia to break down and praise him for not being fooled so easily, but what he did *not* expect was for the large nation to burst out laughing. "Y-you are saying that your DOG network would not lie to you? Are you telling me for serious?" Light sparkled at the corners of Russia's eyes as he slapped his thighs in mirth, the sound of his guffaws strangely disconcerting.
"It's the FOX network, and yes, I am serious!" He really wanted to stamp his feet in anger right now, but strong, manly Nations did not do such things. Instead he slapped his open palms against Russia's desk. See? Much more mature. "Stop laughing at me, dammit!"
If anything, Russia only laughed harder.
* * *
Once more the halls rang with the sound of heavy boots, but instead of purposeful strides, this time their owner just stomped and muttered to himself. Passed nations again stared after America in puzzlement.
Italy huddled against China, whimpering as he finished his story. "A-and I stayed just in case he needed my help when he was done, but there was crashing and yelling and oh-!" Feliciano swooned. "When Russia threw him onto the desk, I ran as fast as I could go! Russia is scary when he's mad. Ve, sca-ry, sca-ry!"
His thick eyebrows raising in amusement, England called after America's retreating form. "So how'd your 'incredibly urgent issue of international importance' go, then? Did you save the world and all that?"
Snarling under his breath, all that the others could make out of Alfred's response was 'fuck yourself', 'damn reds', and something about... foxes?
Eyes widening to a size that gave saucers a run for their money, Italy clapped his hands together. "There are foxes in the bathroom?! America! Alfred! Wait for meeeeeee-!"
Alfred expected more 'lies', or an angry outburst, or for Russia to break down and praise him for not being fooled so easily, but what he did *not* expect was for the large nation to burst out laughing. "Y-you are saying that your DOG network would not lie to you? Are you telling me for serious?" Light sparkled at the corners of Russia's eyes as he slapped his thighs in mirth, the sound of his guffaws strangely disconcerting.
"It's the FOX network, and yes, I am serious!" He really wanted to stamp his feet in anger right now, but strong, manly Nations did not do such things. Instead he slapped his open palms against Russia's desk. See? Much more mature. "Stop laughing at me, dammit!"
If anything, Russia only laughed harder.
* * *
Once more the halls rang with the sound of heavy boots, but instead of purposeful strides, this time their owner just stomped and muttered to himself. Passed nations again stared after America in puzzlement.
Italy huddled against China, whimpering as he finished his story. "A-and I stayed just in case he needed my help when he was done, but there was crashing and yelling and oh-!" Feliciano swooned. "When Russia threw him onto the desk, I ran as fast as I could go! Russia is scary when he's mad. Ve, sca-ry, sca-ry!"
His thick eyebrows raising in amusement, England called after America's retreating form. "So how'd your 'incredibly urgent issue of international importance' go, then? Did you save the world and all that?"
Snarling under his breath, all that the others could make out of Alfred's response was 'fuck yourself', 'damn reds', and something about... foxes?
Eyes widening to a size that gave saucers a run for their money, Italy clapped his hands together. "There are foxes in the bathroom?! America! Alfred! Wait for meeeeeee-!"
"Oi, Italy-"
"AMERICAAAAAAA!"
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