Re: Multiple/Canada & Canada/Fem!America If U Seek Alfred 3/?
anonymous
October 10 2010, 18:55:14 UTC
He sighed and paused the DVR. “Matthew.” Canada had swatted Poland away, standing up looking absolutely frantic. “I can’t believe this. This can’t be happening.” He was pacing the room and Austria raised an eyebrow at Poland who held his hands up. “I didn’t say a word. He just like started freaking out when he heard you talking to that washed up loser you’re sleeping with.” Austria glared and Poland popped the chocolate vanilla sucker back in his mouth. “Hey, I just call it like I see it.” “Matthew,” Austria started again, finally walking over and grabbing him by the shoulders. “Focus. Breathe. You’re going to have to calm down.”
“You’re wearing a cravat. He’s wearing a skirt.” “Matthew-” “I’m watching sweaty men lifting heavy things over their heads and I’m making tea and we’re gossiping like fucking sex in the city-” “Matthew-” he raised his voice and when Canada finally cried out “ohmygodAlwasright!” he decided to take drastic measures. Austria slapped him. Canada swallowed, eyes coming back into focus, whispering terrified, “Al was right, Roderich.” “No, Alfred is most certainly not right.” “Amen to that,” Poland chimed in but raised his hand continuing. “No, like seriously, Matt. Being a guy has like nothing to do with what you wear or what you eat or all that superficial junk.” He tapped the side of his head. “It’s your identity. It’s up in here and you can’t just like turn it off cause America zapped you with some weird techno junk and gave you boobs. I should so kick his ass one of these days. You are so much cooler than he is you do not even know.”
“Exactly,” Austria affirmed and Canada seemed to have visibly relaxed. “Your gender has nothing to do with how you behave or how you appear, it’s what you know yourself to be. People wouldn’t seek gender reassignment if it was something as simple as a physical body or a set of clothes, Matthew. You’re a man, right? Forget whatever nonsense Alfred was spouting, clearly he wasn’t thinking with the proper portion of his anatomy and answer me honestly.” Canada blinked, still trying to take in what was coming at him from all sides, still smarting from America’s thoughtless proposal back in the fall. But thinking about the question, thinking about who he was and what he felt inside...
“Of course!” he didn’t even have to think twice about it, looking down slightly at Austria as he spoke. The color had come back to his face as he nodded, feeling more himself, more sure of himself than he had in the last few months. Dammit, why’d I let this get so far. Why the hell did I ever start doubting myself? “Yes... Yes dammit! I am!” He nodded again and stood up straighter. “And I’m not uptight! And I am too, fun!” Poland applauded from the couch and Austria smiled. Canada raised a fist in the air not feeling even the least bit ridiculous. “And I am sexy! And... and I am not the poor man’s America!” “Who are you, Matt?!” “I’m Canada, dammit! And I’m going to teach Al a lesson he’ll never forget!”
Re: Multiple/Canada & Canada/Fem!America If U Seek Alfred 3/?
anonymous
October 10 2010, 23:52:54 UTC
I think you're doing a brilliant job about gender issues, identity and crisis about them both, but you lost me at some awesome point about Poland and Austria watching weightlifting together like they do this all the time, drinking tea, and gossiping. And then Prussia calls Austria his boyfriend and they have the most amusing conversation in the history of cells. I don't even like AusPru, goamn you and your great powers... and Russia and China have a big dick, hehe *childish anon is childish*
Re: Multiple/Canada & Canada/Fem!America If U Seek Alfred 3/?
anonymous
October 11 2010, 00:11:32 UTC
“Amen to that,” Poland chimed in but raised his hand continuing. “No, like seriously, Matt. Being a guy has like nothing to do with what you wear or what you eat or all that superficial junk.” He tapped the side of his head. “It’s your identity." Just so you know, I think this is one of the best Poland lines I've ever seen in a fic. He's like the poster-child for knowing who he is and not caring what anyone else thinks.
I'm really looking forward to this sequel. I like this idea of Canada with other nations and then with a girl America. =D
Re: Multiple/Canada & Canada/Fem!America If U Seek Alfred 3/?
anonymous
October 12 2010, 05:10:39 UTC
I've always thought that Austria & Canada would make good friends, but this is made of awesome. XD I now have ideas involving Austria as a master of manipulating Gilbert into whatever Austria wants him to do, and it's so very entertaining. lol Canada's self peptalk. X)
“Matthew.” Canada had swatted Poland away, standing up looking absolutely frantic.
“I can’t believe this. This can’t be happening.” He was pacing the room and Austria raised an eyebrow at Poland who held his hands up.
“I didn’t say a word. He just like started freaking out when he heard you talking to that washed up loser you’re sleeping with.” Austria glared and Poland popped the chocolate vanilla sucker back in his mouth. “Hey, I just call it like I see it.”
“Matthew,” Austria started again, finally walking over and grabbing him by the shoulders. “Focus. Breathe. You’re going to have to calm down.”
“You’re wearing a cravat. He’s wearing a skirt.”
“Matthew-”
“I’m watching sweaty men lifting heavy things over their heads and I’m making tea and we’re gossiping like fucking sex in the city-”
“Matthew-” he raised his voice and when Canada finally cried out “ohmygodAlwasright!” he decided to take drastic measures. Austria slapped him. Canada swallowed, eyes coming back into focus, whispering terrified, “Al was right, Roderich.”
“No, Alfred is most certainly not right.”
“Amen to that,” Poland chimed in but raised his hand continuing. “No, like seriously, Matt. Being a guy has like nothing to do with what you wear or what you eat or all that superficial junk.” He tapped the side of his head. “It’s your identity. It’s up in here and you can’t just like turn it off cause America zapped you with some weird techno junk and gave you boobs. I should so kick his ass one of these days. You are so much cooler than he is you do not even know.”
“Exactly,” Austria affirmed and Canada seemed to have visibly relaxed. “Your gender has nothing to do with how you behave or how you appear, it’s what you know yourself to be. People wouldn’t seek gender reassignment if it was something as simple as a physical body or a set of clothes, Matthew. You’re a man, right? Forget whatever nonsense Alfred was spouting, clearly he wasn’t thinking with the proper portion of his anatomy and answer me honestly.” Canada blinked, still trying to take in what was coming at him from all sides, still smarting from America’s thoughtless proposal back in the fall. But thinking about the question, thinking about who he was and what he felt inside...
“Of course!” he didn’t even have to think twice about it, looking down slightly at Austria as he spoke. The color had come back to his face as he nodded, feeling more himself, more sure of himself than he had in the last few months. Dammit, why’d I let this get so far. Why the hell did I ever start doubting myself? “Yes... Yes dammit! I am!” He nodded again and stood up straighter. “And I’m not uptight! And I am too, fun!” Poland applauded from the couch and Austria smiled. Canada raised a fist in the air not feeling even the least bit ridiculous. “And I am sexy! And... and I am not the poor man’s America!”
“Who are you, Matt?!”
“I’m Canada, dammit! And I’m going to teach Al a lesson he’ll never forget!”
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and Russia and China have a big dick, hehe *childish anon is childish*
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I'm really looking forward to this sequel. I like this idea of Canada with other nations and then with a girl America. =D
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Also, Canada preferring Pepsi is win. *fist pump*
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