Virginity [2c/??]
anonymous
September 23 2010, 06:02:18 UTC
“That’s not true!” Spain protested. “I asked about him when I wanted loans.”
Prussia groaned. “For fuck’s sake, just tell me what this is all about!”
“All you need to do is answer our questions and we’ll move along,” France soothed in a syrupy tone. “Really, it’s just out of genuine curiosity.”
Prussia didn’t believe them for one second, but decided to humor them. Maybe if he played along, they’d willingly part with their information. “He likes milk chocolate, and likes romantic dates. Even if he’s awkward as hell about it.”
They stood up with gleeful looks. “Thank you, Prussia,” France made a mock bow, “you have been most helpful.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Prussia snorted, kicking his feet up onto the coffee table, “just get out of here.”
It wasn’t until they had departed that Prussia made the connect between the rumor and his friends’ behavior. Prussia smacked himself in the forehead with his open palm, muttering, “I’m the stupidest shit to walk the face of this earth.”
Prussia debated calling Russia to tell him about his newest discovery, but decided against it. Most likely the nation already knew, and if he didn’t, Prussia could call it revenge for making him build the Berlin Wall with nothing but a shovel and his hands, claiming that machinery was bourgeois and unnecessary.
Besides, Prussia bet the ensuing can of whoop-ass Russia was about to open on all the nations’ heads would be pretty damn funny to watch. After all, Cossack dancing wasn’t the only entertainment Russia was capable of-beating up the occasional nation was pretty funny too.
When it wasn’t him.
Prussia tapped his chin. There lay his next problem: to tell his brother about the plot or not. On one hand, it would be the “right” thing to do. On the other…
His little brother was dense as hell. Russia literally had to kidnap him and-well-fuck him in order to convince Germany that yes, he was very interested. Prussia found himself rubbing his hands together in maniacal anticipation. This would be great to watch indeed.
I promise Russia and Germany will take more of a central role in later chapters, but this story is as much about nations' fail!attempts at wooing Germany as it is about Russia and Germany.
Oh Prussia XD
anonymous
September 23 2010, 08:05:55 UTC
"Russia literally had to kidnap him and-well-fuck him in order to convince Germany that yes, he was very interested." <--Think we can get a side story or more elaboration to this? <33 Also does this mean that Germany was interested in Russia before that?
Btw, this is the anon who wrote about wanting to see more romantic-ness (it's a word n my book..) between Russia and Germany. I honestly went "Awww, adorable" when Russia put his head on Germany's shoulder because the image is just too cute.
Re: Virginity [2c/??]
anonymous
September 23 2010, 11:24:10 UTC
OMG I LOVE YOUR PRUSSIA <3<3<3 And just so you know, i loved the BTT interaction too. Sometimes, authors write them so the onyl thing that seems to make them bond is alcohol and they aren't true friends; here, with the alliance between France and Spain (and god, I can't believe such an alliance would fail at courting anyone *dreamygaze*) and them taking advantage of their closeness to Germany's brother...and Prussia was adorable, humoring them and immediately saying yes whenever they want to come to his home ^^
Re: Virginity [2c/??]
anonymous
September 23 2010, 12:43:14 UTC
I'm loving this fill. It's funny and I am so excited for everyone to start wooing Germany and failing. And, oh, Austria. He's so amusing the way you write him.
Also, seconding the anon who asked for an elaboration on Russia kidnapping Germany. That would be great.
Prussia groaned. “For fuck’s sake, just tell me what this is all about!”
“All you need to do is answer our questions and we’ll move along,” France soothed in a syrupy tone. “Really, it’s just out of genuine curiosity.”
Prussia didn’t believe them for one second, but decided to humor them. Maybe if he played along, they’d willingly part with their information. “He likes milk chocolate, and likes romantic dates. Even if he’s awkward as hell about it.”
They stood up with gleeful looks. “Thank you, Prussia,” France made a mock bow, “you have been most helpful.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Prussia snorted, kicking his feet up onto the coffee table, “just get out of here.”
It wasn’t until they had departed that Prussia made the connect between the rumor and his friends’ behavior. Prussia smacked himself in the forehead with his open palm, muttering, “I’m the stupidest shit to walk the face of this earth.”
Prussia debated calling Russia to tell him about his newest discovery, but decided against it. Most likely the nation already knew, and if he didn’t, Prussia could call it revenge for making him build the Berlin Wall with nothing but a shovel and his hands, claiming that machinery was bourgeois and unnecessary.
Besides, Prussia bet the ensuing can of whoop-ass Russia was about to open on all the nations’ heads would be pretty damn funny to watch. After all, Cossack dancing wasn’t the only entertainment Russia was capable of-beating up the occasional nation was pretty funny too.
When it wasn’t him.
Prussia tapped his chin. There lay his next problem: to tell his brother about the plot or not. On one hand, it would be the “right” thing to do. On the other…
His little brother was dense as hell. Russia literally had to kidnap him and-well-fuck him in order to convince Germany that yes, he was very interested. Prussia found himself rubbing his hands together in maniacal anticipation. This would be great to watch indeed.
I promise Russia and Germany will take more of a central role in later chapters, but this story is as much about nations' fail!attempts at wooing Germany as it is about Russia and Germany.
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Btw, this is the anon who wrote about wanting to see more romantic-ness (it's a word n my book..) between Russia and Germany. I honestly went "Awww, adorable" when Russia put his head on Germany's shoulder because the image is just too cute.
Thanks for the quick updates!
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And just so you know, i loved the BTT interaction too. Sometimes, authors write them so the onyl thing that seems to make them bond is alcohol and they aren't true friends; here, with the alliance between France and Spain (and god, I can't believe such an alliance would fail at courting anyone *dreamygaze*) and them taking advantage of their closeness to Germany's brother...and Prussia was adorable, humoring them and immediately saying yes whenever they want to come to his home ^^
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Also, seconding the anon who asked for an elaboration on Russia kidnapping Germany. That would be great.
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