Virginity [1b/??]
anonymous
September 22 2010, 06:15:52 UTC
Austria sighed. They had just gone over that countless times in the EU meeting, and he really wasn’t in the mood to be harassed about it again. “Yes, he is,” he agreed patronizingly.
“I saw Estonia’s site, too,” America accused. “You guys didn’t let anybody else in on the pot!”
“You wish to participate in this asinine attempt to deflower Germany?” Austria made sure he was exuding as much disapproval as humanely possible; if other nations were to join, it might lower the odds in favor of-well. That was a secret.
“Uhhh.” America paused, trying to decipher half of Austria’s vocabulary. “Yeah, exactly!”
“In that case,” Austria enunciated, “I recommend you speak with Estonia and not me.”
“Alrighty then!” America grabbed Austria’s hand and shook it furiously, almost dislocating Austria’s shoulder. “You just wait! I’ll be robbing you guys of your euros in no time!”
He sped away before Austria had a chance to correct him that not all of the European Union members used the euro and damnit don’t leave the door open behind you when you leave.
Austria had a sinking feeling that the entire world would know of Germany’s sexual status before long, and as per usual (or so he told himself), he was right.
Emphatically so.
Instead of enjoying a relaxing afternoon of playing on his piano and basking in the sounds of Beethoven, Austria was forced to field unremitting calls. Many nations dialed in, but the most memorable were South Italy (who didn’t attend the EU meetings, he had his mafia business to deal with), China, Japan, Turkey, and worst of all, Russia.
The call had started out innocuously enough. Austria had picked up the phone with a weary sense of foreshadowing and snapped a grudging greeting. Then Austria froze as the voice on the other end of the line became very apparent.
“Austria?”
“Ah, Russia,” Austria adjusted his glasses nervously, out of habit.
“I hear Germany is…ah, what do you call it in German, a-“
“A virgin.”
“Yes, that.” Russia sounded dangerous.
“A theory of our EU session today,” Austria explained (for the nth time). Austria would've been embarrassed, but once, he had passed on much juicier things than this.
“What an interesting theory.” Russia’s tone suggested that either all the EU members were idiots, or he was coming over in five minutes to strangle them all.
“Perhaps.” Austria remained unruffled-he had survived through many decades with Prussia, after all.
“I see.” And that was the end of the call before Russia hung up rather abruptly.
It left Austria with a bad taste in his mouth, a taste so horrible and repugnant it almost reminded him of the various defeats he had at Prussia’s hands. Yes. That bad.
If Austria had been a normal, uncouth person like Holland or Denmark, he would’ve said that the shit was about to hit the fan.
Russia looked over at his sleeping lover lying on the bed. His blond hair was mussed and the sheets lay in complete disarray around him. Germany? A virgin? Russia almost smirked but instead settled for giving a frighteningly childish grin. If he had his trusty lead pipe in his hand he would’ve smacked it against his palm.
There were many things Germany was, but a virgin was not one of them.
notes A link for more info on the 27 member countries of the EU: http://europa.eu/about-eu/member-countries/index_en.htm You guys remember the fiasco about Greece’s bailout earlier this year, yes? Spain is not very recession-friendly, either.
Re: Virginity [1b/??]
anonymous
September 22 2010, 06:22:15 UTC
FFFFFFFFFF This? If Austria had been a normal, uncouth person like Holland or Denmark, he would’ve said that the shit was about to hit the fan. That is a thing of beauty, anon. :D This is gonna be freaking awesome. XD
Re: Virginity [1b/??]
anonymous
September 22 2010, 13:15:07 UTC
So glad you're filling this! Russia/Germany is one of my guilty pleasures and I loved Austria and Hungary. In fact, I loved everything but those two especially.
Re: Virginity [1b/??]
anonymous
September 22 2010, 15:55:32 UTC
Pfff, your Austria pov. I hope we get more of it soon.
I also like your theory about gossip. Especially the kind initiated by France (no, really. Gossip is possibly the only social entertainment left for immortal beings who've seen and been at it all)
It makes me devilishly happy that Russia is gonna get everybody's money, mwahahahahaha!!!!!!
OP Here!!!!
anonymous
September 23 2010, 02:44:39 UTC
OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!
This is exactly what I was imagining when I thought of my request! The tone of the story and your Austria and the interaction between Russia and Germany is just absolutely perfect!
Russia/Germany and a loving consenual one? Shit yes!
anonymous
September 23 2010, 07:48:44 UTC
I love you. Seriously. All the other Russia/Germany ones I've seen seemed to be terribly one-sided, angsty or purely based on lust and so seeing one more nicer (to describe n a sense) is just pure <3. I really hope you include more romantic/fluff/sexy time between the two because that'll certainly make my day.
I love where you're going with this. haha, it's totally my headcanon that the nations would gossip to pass the time. I definitely want to see the other nation's attempt to take Germany's "virginity" and Russia's reaction to them. Thanks.
“I saw Estonia’s site, too,” America accused. “You guys didn’t let anybody else in on the pot!”
“You wish to participate in this asinine attempt to deflower Germany?” Austria made sure he was exuding as much disapproval as humanely possible; if other nations were to join, it might lower the odds in favor of-well. That was a secret.
“Uhhh.” America paused, trying to decipher half of Austria’s vocabulary. “Yeah, exactly!”
“In that case,” Austria enunciated, “I recommend you speak with Estonia and not me.”
“Alrighty then!” America grabbed Austria’s hand and shook it furiously, almost dislocating Austria’s shoulder. “You just wait! I’ll be robbing you guys of your euros in no time!”
He sped away before Austria had a chance to correct him that not all of the European Union members used the euro and damnit don’t leave the door open behind you when you leave.
Austria had a sinking feeling that the entire world would know of Germany’s sexual status before long, and as per usual (or so he told himself), he was right.
Emphatically so.
Instead of enjoying a relaxing afternoon of playing on his piano and basking in the sounds of Beethoven, Austria was forced to field unremitting calls. Many nations dialed in, but the most memorable were South Italy (who didn’t attend the EU meetings, he had his mafia business to deal with), China, Japan, Turkey, and worst of all, Russia.
The call had started out innocuously enough. Austria had picked up the phone with a weary sense of foreshadowing and snapped a grudging greeting. Then Austria froze as the voice on the other end of the line became very apparent.
“Austria?”
“Ah, Russia,” Austria adjusted his glasses nervously, out of habit.
“I hear Germany is…ah, what do you call it in German, a-“
“A virgin.”
“Yes, that.” Russia sounded dangerous.
“A theory of our EU session today,” Austria explained (for the nth time). Austria would've been embarrassed, but once, he had passed on much juicier things than this.
“What an interesting theory.” Russia’s tone suggested that either all the EU members were idiots, or he was coming over in five minutes to strangle them all.
“Perhaps.” Austria remained unruffled-he had survived through many decades with Prussia, after all.
“I see.” And that was the end of the call before Russia hung up rather abruptly.
It left Austria with a bad taste in his mouth, a taste so horrible and repugnant it almost reminded him of the various defeats he had at Prussia’s hands. Yes. That bad.
If Austria had been a normal, uncouth person like Holland or Denmark, he would’ve said that the shit was about to hit the fan.
Russia looked over at his sleeping lover lying on the bed. His blond hair was mussed and the sheets lay in complete disarray around him. Germany? A virgin? Russia almost smirked but instead settled for giving a frighteningly childish grin. If he had his trusty lead pipe in his hand he would’ve smacked it against his palm.
There were many things Germany was, but a virgin was not one of them.
notes
A link for more info on the 27 member countries of the EU: http://europa.eu/about-eu/member-countries/index_en.htm
You guys remember the fiasco about Greece’s bailout earlier this year, yes?
Spain is not very recession-friendly, either.
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I'd love to see Germany's reaction to all this, *giggles*
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I also like your theory about gossip. Especially the kind initiated by France (no, really. Gossip is possibly the only social entertainment left for immortal beings who've seen and been at it all)
It makes me devilishly happy that Russia is gonna get everybody's money, mwahahahahaha!!!!!!
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This is exactly what I was imagining when I thought of my request! The tone of the story and your Austria and the interaction between Russia and Germany is just absolutely perfect!
Please, Please Continue!!
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I love where you're going with this. haha, it's totally my headcanon that the nations would gossip to pass the time. I definitely want to see the other nation's attempt to take Germany's "virginity" and Russia's reaction to them.
Thanks.
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