ReCaptcha wants you to write their TWU WUV?
anonymous
August 26 2010, 15:31:18 UTC
Our canon is just awesome like that. Honestly, I don't know if it's an American thing to just choose not to read the atmosphere in that particular way, but that's exactly what I do in certain situations. Sometimes it's the least awkward and most polite thing to do, but usually it's just the most advantageous thing to do. Because no one will call you on your bullshit, so it lets you bulldoze through situations when you're desperate to get things done. And then you go home and cry a melodramatic tear because, even though you got things done, people hate you for it. *dramatic tear* Really, though, I think the author just choose to make that canon because it's terrifying to imagine an America that is actually that clueless! XP And it is more hilarious that way, isn't it? (Quite possibly, although I think that America is really a big softy at heart, too, so I like to think he's been weak to England's tears since the beginning. ... That's pretty gay-sounding, though. OTL Maybe he just wanted to play with his new mommy's awesome face-caterpillars when they turned into butterflies?!)
Germany fainting was quite possibly the only thing that could make that scenario more amusing to me. Uh, until I reread the last half of this sentence: And then the Italies, France and Spain would get into an argument who is the most romantic country, and therefore who is the most horrified over England and America. Ahahaha, it's so true. How on Earth did an Englishman write the most recognized love story of all time? ... Oh wait, that whole Romeo and Juliet thing didn't work out so well. OTL My bad.
I know nothing about us loving the Irish in particular thing (although we do like them :D), despite being American, but the whole "having a hard-on for everything English" is pretty true, in my experience. That doesn't mean the whole Irish thing isn't true, though; there are too many of us (and we're nowhere near homogenous, despite what some tv programs want to believe) to be sure of much! My nation is too large; we're overcompensating for having such a short history or something. Or we just wanted to get bigger than mommy!England, I dunno. (Am I an idiot for laughing that Florida is bigger than England? ... Yes, yes I am.)
Oh! Can I ask where you're from? You don't have to answer if you don't want, though. :D To be fair, I'll say, too: I'm an American, obviously, but I'm from Texas. Why my state is Alfred's glasses, I'll never know. XP
And I fail so bad at celebrities, so I had to look them all up. (The only people I could think of were Hugh Laurie and some ancient people. OTL) Some of them are married, though, so I'm guessing America wouldn't actually date them. He would definitely hang out with them and get caught by the paparazzi in some innocent situation they made look awkward, though. XD But you're right, England would be so pissed; I was thinking of the awkward photographs in the tabloids, so I was thinking of humans. But you know, the tabloids might have caught pictures of "an unknown young American government official" and "an unknown Irish official" (America and Ireland) doing something mildly scandalous? If you want to use that situation at all, that is! If not, Prussia, France, and/or Poland would still gossip about it; or Scotland might torment his little bro about it, since it's hard to miss that England has been pining and lusting after him for centuries. :'D Either that or England has fairies, junior ambassadors, or MI6 spies stalking watching over America at all times and already obsesses over everyone he is too friendly with. ... That sounds only slightly exaggerated from my head-canon, actually. I imagine those two watch over each other a little too carefully. Heh. Although not in a creepy manner, honestly.
Germany fainting was quite possibly the only thing that could make that scenario more amusing to me. Uh, until I reread the last half of this sentence: And then the Italies, France and Spain would get into an argument who is the most romantic country, and therefore who is the most horrified over England and America. Ahahaha, it's so true. How on Earth did an Englishman write the most recognized love story of all time? ... Oh wait, that whole Romeo and Juliet thing didn't work out so well. OTL My bad.
I know nothing about us loving the Irish in particular thing (although we do like them :D), despite being American, but the whole "having a hard-on for everything English" is pretty true, in my experience. That doesn't mean the whole Irish thing isn't true, though; there are too many of us (and we're nowhere near homogenous, despite what some tv programs want to believe) to be sure of much! My nation is too large; we're overcompensating for having such a short history or something. Or we just wanted to get bigger than mommy!England, I dunno. (Am I an idiot for laughing that Florida is bigger than England? ... Yes, yes I am.)
Oh! Can I ask where you're from? You don't have to answer if you don't want, though. :D To be fair, I'll say, too: I'm an American, obviously, but I'm from Texas. Why my state is Alfred's glasses, I'll never know. XP
And I fail so bad at celebrities, so I had to look them all up. (The only people I could think of were Hugh Laurie and some ancient people. OTL) Some of them are married, though, so I'm guessing America wouldn't actually date them. He would definitely hang out with them and get caught by the paparazzi in some innocent situation they made look awkward, though. XD But you're right, England would be so pissed; I was thinking of the awkward photographs in the tabloids, so I was thinking of humans. But you know, the tabloids might have caught pictures of "an unknown young American government official" and "an unknown Irish official" (America and Ireland) doing something mildly scandalous? If you want to use that situation at all, that is! If not, Prussia, France, and/or Poland would still gossip about it; or Scotland might torment his little bro about it, since it's hard to miss that England has been pining and lusting after him for centuries. :'D Either that or England has fairies, junior ambassadors, or MI6 spies stalking watching over America at all times and already obsesses over everyone he is too friendly with. ... That sounds only slightly exaggerated from my head-canon, actually. I imagine those two watch over each other a little too carefully. Heh. Although not in a creepy manner, honestly.
(I exceeded the character limit? Good god.)
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