The Awesome me needs to speak to you
anonymous
April 5 2010, 20:33:18 UTC
Hey fandom! It´s me, your favorite, sexiest god - Gilbert! I´m getting finally the recognition I deserve. Go on, I want to see more of me! Draw me, write me, build me, worship me!
I have no doubt that you all know the story of the awesome me, but you did get a few things wrong:
1) West is cute. He may be a 6 feet tall, muscular guy with little to no sense of humor, but he´s my little brother and he´s cute. That doesn´t mean I have or ever wanted to have sex with him. I am not in love with my brother. I love him like a brother (because I am) and not any different. I never molested him when he was tiny and I beat up people who tried (sneakiness, thy name is not Francis).
2) That aristocrat is also my brother - not my favorite brother, but we´re family. That also counts for Vash, Lily...and I suspect that the family extends to Feliks, maybe Toris, probably the nordics and maybe-maaaaybe the trinity of benelux. I´m not completely sure but my dad must be related to half of Europe. Also, Elizaveta - sister-in-law. Off limits. No romantic relations to any of those
3) Ivan scares me. I don´t love him nor will I ever. Creepy~~~~~~~~~~
Re: The Awesome me needs to speak to you
anonymous
April 7 2010, 13:35:43 UTC
Francis, only because yur goal in life is to sleep with about everyone ever, doesn´t mean that I share it. (my goal is making everyone see how awesome I am...and write my diary) And, come on, I´ve known both of you for too long. We´re friends, man. I´m not gonna sleep with both of you (seprately or simultaneously)...however I don´t object to occasional cuddles and manly hugs
Re: The Awesome me needs to speak to you
anonymous
April 7 2010, 13:38:59 UTC
Prussia and refusing a pretty lady like you? Not gonna happen.
I don´t care for the nationalities of people, I´m just not a bastard who perves on his own family...and Ivan. The rest of the world however....well, except Antonio and Francis. I know them too well, the stuff we´ve been through. They´re my bros...and you don´t sleep with your bros.
It´s me, your favorite, sexiest god - Gilbert!
I´m getting finally the recognition I deserve.
Go on, I want to see more of me! Draw me, write me, build me, worship me!
I have no doubt that you all know the story of the awesome me, but you did get a few things wrong:
1) West is cute. He may be a 6 feet tall, muscular guy with little to no sense of humor, but he´s my little brother and he´s cute.
That doesn´t mean I have or ever wanted to have sex with him.
I am not in love with my brother. I love him like a brother (because I am) and not any different. I never molested him when he was tiny and I beat up people who tried (sneakiness, thy name is not Francis).
2) That aristocrat is also my brother - not my favorite brother, but we´re family. That also counts for Vash, Lily...and I suspect that the family extends to Feliks, maybe Toris, probably the nordics and maybe-maaaaybe the trinity of benelux. I´m not completely sure but my dad must be related to half of Europe.
Also, Elizaveta - sister-in-law. Off limits.
No romantic relations to any of those
3) Ivan scares me. I don´t love him nor will I ever.
Creepy~~~~~~~~~~
Keep on worshipping me!
With love, Gilbert
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Oh Prussia, you're no good at hiding relationships. xDD
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He just wants to be loved.
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(is Spain off limits as well?)
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(my goal is making everyone see how awesome I am...and write my diary)
And, come on, I´ve known both of you for too long.
We´re friends, man. I´m not gonna sleep with both of you (seprately or simultaneously)...however I don´t object to occasional cuddles and manly hugs
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(I mean, sure, I'm part German... but only a small part! No! Come baaaackkkk!!!! I promise I'm mostly Irish and Cheyennnnneee!!!!)
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Not gonna happen.
I don´t care for the nationalities of people, I´m just not a bastard who perves on his own family...and Ivan.
The rest of the world however....well, except Antonio and Francis. I know them too well, the stuff we´ve been through. They´re my bros...and you don´t sleep with your bros.
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